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Dook deposit

To take a crap. Going to the bathroom to take a dump. Taking a shit.
I'll be right back. I have to make a dook deposit.

I was in the bathroom for a while. I had to make a dook deposit.
by johnnydook19 June 10, 2011
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Houston Deposit

The charitable donation of some brown steaming goodness to the city of Houston's drinking water.

A popular term among the FC Dallas supporters group, the Dallas Beer Guardians, at the expense of the halfwits who had to steal the San Jose Earthquakes just to find 11 morons with no better option than to play in the humid smoggy carbuncle. The phrase stems from the fact that the majority of Houston's water supply comes in the form of reused wastewater from the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. Residents of Inbredia have, as Texas State University professor Andy Sansom says, “been drinking Dallas’ crap for decades.”
"I'll be back in five, I need to go make a Houston Deposit."
by Blue Army December 4, 2014
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deposition officer

A person pretending to be a certified shorthand reporter/stenographer/court reporter. They have no education, skills, or abilities to type. They are not qualified to even scope a transcript. They push a button to record what is going on in the room. All attorneys and witnesses think this person is qualified because they pretend to be. They are not qualified to do anything. They cannot read back. They cannot produce a transcript. They cannot type. After the legal proceedings, they outsource the audio tape to India or China and have someone whose second or third language is actually English to transcribe it. However, because they are secretly fooling everyone, they charge the price of an educated, accurate, real shorthand reporter. It is very much questionable whether the transcripts produced are legally certified and can be used to impeach witnesses at trial.
Excuse me, Miss Reporter. I didn’t hear that answer. Can you please read that back?

No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
by anonymous December 5, 2024
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Fist Deposit

Ejaculate produced while banking electronically.
I just made my fist deposit into my virtual wallet and I think a came a little.
by Milkacows_Mom August 26, 2009
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Safety Deposit Box

The art of fucking a girl in the ass and then shitting in the gaping hole.
she wanted something special for her birthday, so i gave her a safety deposit box.
by Andy Dufraine May 16, 2011
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Golden Deposit

The act of a man peeing down another man's Urethra.
"Hi Mike! Can't wait to leave you a nice Golden Deposit!"
by GoldenDespositCreator1 October 29, 2023
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deposition officer

A person pretending to be a certified shorthand reporter/stenographer/court reporter. They have no education, skills, or abilities to type. They are not qualified to even scope a transcript. They push a button to record what is going on in the room. All attorneys and witnesses think this person is qualified because they pretend to be. They are not qualified to do anything. They cannot read back. They cannot produce a transcript. They cannot type. After the legal proceedings, they outsource the audio tape to India or China and have someone whose second or third language is actually English to transcribe it. However, because they are secretly fooling everyone, they charge the price of an educated, accurate, real shorthand reporter. It is very much questionable whether the transcripts produced are legally certified and can be used to impeach witnesses at trial.
Excuse me, Miss Reporter. I didn’t hear that answer. Can you please read that back?

No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
by anonymous December 5, 2024
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