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Deez Nutz! 

Person 1: You want these?
Person 2: These? What?
Person 1: Deez Nutz! Ha, got ya!
Deez Nutz! by Lors April 20, 2015

Deez Nutz For Real 

A variation of Deez Nutz of people who appreciate the original joke and know it isn't originally from the vine of "Deez Nutz Got eem!" For those who don't know. The phrase was used, but became popular in Dr Dre's first solo album The Chronic (1993). In which there was a song entitled "Deez Nutz" was featured. In which the intro features Dre's half brother Warren G tell a Deez Nutz joke. Also "Got Eem" comes from the same album on the track "F*ck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody Is Celebrating". Now the world knows the truth.
Steven: "Hey dude guess what? ... Deez Nutz! Ha Got eem!"

Josh: "Man you don't know Deez Nutz For Real so shut your mouth!"

Deez Nutz Day 

On July 13th, everybody has to annoy everyone with Deez Nutz jokes for the whole day.
Guy 1: There's no way......

Guy 2: No way what?

Guy 1: No way Deez Nutz can fit in yo mouth!

Guy 1: Haha can't believe you fell for it on Deez Nutz Day
Deez Nutz Day by JScape July 10, 2021

deez nutz master 

someone who has gotten and intensely large amount of people with deez nutz jokes.
guy 1: hey are you okay?

guy 2: yeah i'm fine, why?

guy 1: are you okay with DEEZ NUTZ in yo mouth, i guess i'm just a deez nutz master

Deez Nutz Syndrome 

You constantly keep typing in Deez Nutz jokes to the point where you need to go to therapy.
Person 1: Hey I think I have Deez Nutz Syndrome.
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I keep typing Deez Nutz jokes.
Person 2: What the fuck

Deez Nutz'ed 

It's similar to a Deez Nuts joke but more stylish/similar to "Get Fucked"
Jack: Hey how about you eat deez nuts * throws some nuts *
Jinson: Ouch!
Jack: Haha, get Deez Nutz'ed!
Deez Nutz'ed by dictorany77778 April 2, 2023