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Dear sir

1. A phrase commonly used in the beginning of a formal letter to adress a male recipient.

2. The debut 1995 album by Cat Power a.k.a. Chan Marshall

3. Euphemism that serves to imply that the person you're adressing outside of formal letter is either a mental case, alternatively gifted or just says improper things.
1. Dear sir Honorable Robert Gates,

Why does the Pentagon state that F-35 is a 5th generation fighter? I hereby solemnly inform you that it doesn't meet the vital criterias of supercruise flight and weapons delivery, thrust vectoring control, synthetic aperture radar as well as features agility and thrust of flatulenting expectant mother.

Sincerely yours, retired USAF Security Forces serviceman, Chuck Norris.

2. Man, back in 1995 the skies were bluer and the grass was greener but Cat Power since her Dear Sir release is still as catpowerful as she was back then. Although I haven't even heard any of her stuff.

3.
- I wish I lived back in times of Harry Truman when USA were strong and wouldn't let pinkos and niggers talk, not just become presidents.
- Have you, dear sir, just used your mouthhole to produce a verbal message of approving McCarthy totalitarianism, social hysteria, racism, civilian inequality, nuclear destruction of non-combatants, illegal experimentation on foreign citizens (Guatemala syphilis experiment) in a country which was created by freemasonic Founding Fathers to anchor the ideals of freedom, equality and justice? Way to go, butt-for-brains.
by Hersir April 6, 2012
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Dear

Saluation, when used it's either granny calling or a gold digger in search of a sugar daddy.
Thanks dear, I really needed an iPhone 12 cause my X was out of memory.
by JayDud3 February 3, 2021
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Dear Starboy

A repulsive fanfiction that centers around the two characters, Tom and Tord, from the webseries Eddsworld. It takes place in an AU where Tord is a pastel uwu soft boy and Tom is a bitch introvert.

Other than the unsettling contrast from canon personalities, this book is a messy plethora of not taking suicide seriously, overdramatization and other unrealistic ideals. Tl;dr, it's shit. It barely even has any connection to Eddsworld itself.

Unfortunately, most of the Eddsworld fandom's young fans consider this story a masterpiece when they are being blinded by foolishness.
Dear starboy is so unrealistic, I don't see how many people even like it.
by home biscuit April 20, 2019
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Dear Juliet

an amazing band that has very cute songs that remind me of my cute boyfriend<3
by KailaMarie August 7, 2008
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Dear Prudence

"Dear Prudence" is an advice column on the Slate website. Prudence, or "Prudie", dispenses timely, and sometimes humorous or cutting advice for modern day problems.

There is also a song by the Beatles entitled Dear Prudence, but this has nothing to do with the advice column.
"Dear Prudence;

My boyfriend doesn't want me talking to any of my ex-boyfriends, what should I do?

(signed) Confused"
by TottPaula December 19, 2009
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oh dear

human 1 : the dog peed on the rug

human 2 : oh dear
by becky lynn 21 August 6, 2018
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Dear Santa

A very fit women. So fit you would write to Santa Claus and ask for her for christmas.
She's a dear santa
by Bodge001 October 20, 2008
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