deez nutz

Not a reference to actual testicles, "deez nutz" is an impromptu method for derailing a conversation, and/or showing general disrespect for the topic currently being discussed. It can also be used as a response to a question to which the responder does not know the answer and wishes to be excused from interrogation.

Teacher: "Little Jimmy, can you tell me what two plus two is?"
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*

by dak0829 January 6, 2020

deez nutz

a flavor of chocate and also ur ballz

i got the new Deez Nutz flavor of chocolate
Deez Nutz are noice

by @spaghetto November 7, 2023

Deez Nutz

Deez Nutz is a term for when somebody asks a simple question.

Jacob: What is today?
Sasha: Deez Nutz

by uraloser123 March 14, 2022

deez nutz

deez nutz on ur face

hi would you like to eat deez nutz

by TotallyNotKreekCraft July 1, 2022

Deez Nutz

The best body part!

Oh I love deez nutz

by Fisherman Guy November 2, 2021

Deez nutz

when someone talks about ur nutz (chikins)

Hey buddy did u get a package

2 person: yes
Did it have Deez nutz hah gotten hah

by Deeznutz1234567890GOTEEEEEEEEM February 17, 2022

deez nutz master

someone who has gotten and intensely large amount of people with deez nutz jokes.

guy 1: hey are you okay?

guy 2: yeah i'm fine, why?

guy 1: are you okay with DEEZ NUTZ in yo mouth, i guess i'm just a deez nutz master

by hailskiey May 10, 2021