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danish music

Great music to listen to if you don't want people to know what you're listening to.
Bob: What should I do ifI don't want people to know what I'm listening to?
Karin: Just listen to danish music.
Bob: Why?
Karin: Because americans don't seem to care about danish music.
Bob: Ok...
by Devil Kisses December 18, 2011
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Danish Discount

Half off if the hoe is in a good mood. Not to be confused with a French freebie.
I go to Fast Eddy's Whore House on the daily so i'm entitled to Danish Discounts....yeeeeeaaaaaaah buuuuuuddy!
by sexmesideways October 3, 2011
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danish landmines

lego spread across the floor like landmines waiting for their next victim to walk on them.
damn! i hate when my brother spreads danish landmines all over the floor!
by Supergarchomp August 13, 2017
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Cheese Danish

filling someone's ear with spooge, creating a delicious, swirled, creamy treat.
She was laying on her side when I blew my load, so I aimed for her ear and served up a cheese danish
by Sherf Turlet December 28, 2005
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Prune Danish

When a male walks around wearing nothing but tighty whities and he intentionally gives himself a front wedgie aka camel toe by equally splitting his ballsack in half with each testicle popping and hanging out of the left and right leg holes of the underwear. Said act is performed for self-admiration by looking at it in a mirror, an act of disrespect or defiance or as a practical joke in an individual or group setting.
Example 1: Right after his shower, Carl loves putting on his tighty whities and tugging them up to his chest giving himself a Prune Danish and admiring his testicular symmetry.

Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.

Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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Shaylea Danish

A lowlife bitch who self diagnoses and wears make up like a clown. Also makes up a bunch of lies for attention.
Gross that was Shaylea Danish!
by McNairy Central April 22, 2020
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Cheese Danish

The gonorrheal juices of Hamlet.
Eww, this cheese danish is horrifying!
by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003
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