Damien 

He is a dumb Asian piece of shit, he has no friends and his parents don't love him, he always tries to fit in and will get bashed when he tries. He is the bald-headed class clown who no one likes. If Damien is your friend run away as fast as you can.

Guy 1: Is Damien your friend?
Guy 2: Yes why?
Guy 1: RUN AWAY!!!!!

Damien by FuckDamienHeSucks May 29, 2019

Damien 

Despite the name, it’s said Damien actually does not have a long stone. Damien is known as a weak beta male who watches Anime into the early hours, living in constant darkness, hiding away from sunlight. He eats nothing but Chinese food and likes to dip prawn crackers in soy milk.
Damien is very cowardly and will often flee at the first sign of potential confrontation. He falls out with friends over the pettiest of matters. No one has heard from him in many months.

“Have you seen Damien recently? I heard he got gyro from eating too much soy”

“Yeah I saw Damien in town last week. He dropped his pint and ran away”

Damien by Boozdog November 24, 2021

Damien 

Some fucking bloke who just fucks off mid internet fight because he can’t even manage to charge his phone.

“Where’s Damien? Did you stab him?”
“Nah. His phone died, useless cunt”

Damien by 🖤👑💎 July 27, 2018

Damien 

Damiens are virgins. They try to get girls but they just say I don’t like 2 centimeter dick. They beat they meat everyday and fail every year on no nut November. A girl never will mess with a Damien because they can only last about 30 seconds in the bed. Damien’s are usually gay so they will most likely try to grab your dick in class so you better watch out.

Hey Damien stop you faggot don’t grab my cock

Damien by Damien’s November 25, 2018

Damien 

he is a gay portugesse who always gets rejected by girls and guys he is a wannabe mexican cholo

Damn he is such a damien

Damien by notsaeed August 8, 2016

Damien 

If your name is Damien you’re likely to be over the age of 30, if not. I apologise for your parents idea of a bloody banger of a name. Damiens I know seem to be quite weird but I suppose everyone is weird in their own ways. Damien I hope that you have a great life despite the let down of a name you have at a club “hello sexy, what’s your name?” “Ello luv just Damien init” that is when you become instantly rejected sorry mate, maybe find a Margaret or a deardry to have a shag with.

bloody Damien is tossing to the grandmas again
What a surprise, this is the 17th time today.
Probably because his same is complete shit and no bird wants to tell the gyaldem she’s got a Damien on her hands.

Damien by Ooolookbitch April 30, 2020

Damien 

A sassy lad with a fine downy fluff creeping up his scrotal zipper seam. He enjoys the scent of his own flatulence and makes love to his pet rabbit. On Tuesdays through Fridays, a Damien can often be found crossing swords with a local transient gentleman behind the local five-and-dime for burger money.

Man one: “I sharted out the tip of my dick during the sermon. Father Nugget glared at me.”
Man two: “Chillax dirtbag, or I’ll stick this here Damien in your tuchus. You fucking rat.”

Damien by Krenzz June 28, 2020