2 definitions by Krenzz
A Lindsey is the result of the violent wind-tunnel created by two weasels (each of whom were the product of mixed marriages), locked in a garish spinning battle of sensual slightly cartoonish sexual intercourse. In a Lindsey, the genitalia and ejaculates of the spinning air weasels are emitted in a perimeter spanning no less that 18.6 feet. It is long rumored that on March 12th, 1864, the great Peabody Scrugg witnessed a raucous din coming from the storm cellar. Upon investigating this disturbance, a string of ejaculates flew into the old man’s eye and temporarily granted him the power of levitation. He flew off into the sun days later.
Hey Victoria, lift that gunt and spread that salmon gutter, I’m gonna tongue-twirl that funk button like a Lindsey.
by Krenzz June 30, 2020
A sassy lad with a fine downy fluff creeping up his scrotal zipper seam. He enjoys the scent of his own flatulence and makes love to his pet rabbit. On Tuesdays through Fridays, a Damien can often be found crossing swords with a local transient gentleman behind the local five-and-dime for burger money.
Man one: “I sharted out the tip of my dick during the sermon. Father Nugget glared at me.”
Man two: “Chillax dirtbag, or I’ll stick this here Damien in your tuchus. You fucking rat.”
Man two: “Chillax dirtbag, or I’ll stick this here Damien in your tuchus. You fucking rat.”
by Krenzz June 29, 2020