Definitions by Krenzz
Lindsey
A Lindsey is the result of the violent wind-tunnel created by two weasels (each of whom were the product of mixed marriages), locked in a garish spinning battle of sensual slightly cartoonish sexual intercourse. In a Lindsey, the genitalia and ejaculates of the spinning air weasels are emitted in a perimeter spanning no less that 18.6 feet. It is long rumored that on March 12th, 1864, the great Peabody Scrugg witnessed a raucous din coming from the storm cellar. Upon investigating this disturbance, a string of ejaculates flew into the old man’s eye and temporarily granted him the power of levitation. He flew off into the sun days later.
Damien
A sassy lad with a fine downy fluff creeping up his scrotal zipper seam. He enjoys the scent of his own flatulence and makes love to his pet rabbit. On Tuesdays through Fridays, a Damien can often be found crossing swords with a local transient gentleman behind the local five-and-dime for burger money.