A big, brown, lumpy piece of crap, see diahhrea. Having Miley Cyrus's can sometimes lead to a visit from the doctor. After a Miley Cyrus, flush at least 3 times then air freshen. Very bad poop, sometimes even with mold or fungus. Also can be partly green. If you mix a Miley Cyrus and pee together, it becomes a Britney Spears.
try to NEVER have Miley Cyrus's
try to NEVER have Miley Cyrus's
Guy 1: Eww, last night I left a huge Miley Cyrus in the toilet!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: Well, I flushed it 6 times, sprayed 4 cans of air freshener, then stepped outside for about half an hour while the odor cleared out.
Guy 2: Wow, I hope I don't have a Miley Cyrus!
Guy 1: I know, they're awful! The sound of the crapping makes your ears bleed! Never listen, or have, her again! Yuck!
Guy 2: I promise!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: Well, I flushed it 6 times, sprayed 4 cans of air freshener, then stepped outside for about half an hour while the odor cleared out.
Guy 2: Wow, I hope I don't have a Miley Cyrus!
Guy 1: I know, they're awful! The sound of the crapping makes your ears bleed! Never listen, or have, her again! Yuck!
Guy 2: I promise!
by I Hate Miley Cyrus January 05, 2009
Who: Cyrus, Miley
What: A skank who thinks she's so hot and can sing. She love to throw herself all over her boyfriend when theres a camera in the room, wait, she loves throwing herself all over any guy. PROTECT YOUR BOYFRIENDS, LADIES!
Where: Usually found in her bed/bedroom with new bff Many Girox.{What happened to Lesly?} Or in her bed/bedroom with her boyfriend. Or in a hotel hallway with random girls she shares candy with.
When: Rehab probably this summer. She staggers like a drunk woman on stage. Wait i mean a drunk slut.
What: A skank who thinks she's so hot and can sing. She love to throw herself all over her boyfriend when theres a camera in the room, wait, she loves throwing herself all over any guy. PROTECT YOUR BOYFRIENDS, LADIES!
Where: Usually found in her bed/bedroom with new bff Many Girox.{What happened to Lesly?} Or in her bed/bedroom with her boyfriend. Or in a hotel hallway with random girls she shares candy with.
When: Rehab probably this summer. She staggers like a drunk woman on stage. Wait i mean a drunk slut.
by nickoobadoo May 21, 2008
by Hello You April 23, 2008
A disney channel robot, star of Hannah Montana, and obv, the ugliest girl I have seen to date. She parades around in her underwear like its okay. She sends grossly innapropriate pictures to people, thinking there not gonna get on the Internet. Shes gonna be a washed-up Disney Channel star one day, probably paying for rent, by standing at a corner. Her fathers washed up too, and theres nothing to help his "Achy-Breaky Heart." I hope everyone knows how much of a slut Miley is, and how bad a role model she is. IF you say different, your fucked in the head.
"Ugh, your being such a goddamn Miley Cyrus"
Daughter: "Mom, I wanna be like Miley Cyrus."
Mom: "Honey, please don't use that word around the house."
Daughter: "Mom, I wanna be like Miley Cyrus."
Mom: "Honey, please don't use that word around the house."
by Hallee Jonas July 13, 2008
I wonder who will take Miley's virginity? The way she likes to dress, shes just asking for it. Thats what alot of people wanna know.
by IwannaBangMiley April 01, 2008
a nickname for the worldwide pop star Miley Cyrus, deriving from the phrase "Slutty Cyrus is at it again!" this is a result of constant pressure from Paparazzi and fans to be famous, whether it's wearing a cleavage-bearing bathing suit or posing wearing only a bedsheet, this 16 year old girl can often be acknowledged as "slutty". Perezhilton.com was one of the founders of this name.
Girl: I'm going to a Slutty Cyrus concert! I wonder if her 21-year-old boyfriend will be there?!
Girl 2: I sure hope so.
Girl 2: I sure hope so.
by BBSLVR March 09, 2009
An ugly bitch with no features -- no breasts, no butt, UGLY. And she can't sing at all. She lipsyncs all of her concerts.
Man #1: Did you see Hannah Montana last night?
Man #2: I won't even look at that shitty show until Miley Cyrus "grows up".
Man #2: I won't even look at that shitty show until Miley Cyrus "grows up".
by Big Dong Long Wong April 15, 2008