Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.

"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023

straight cheese curding

when something is highly valuable or another phrase for bussin

this bank is straight cheese curding.
the food is straight cheese curding

by heeshuger June 21, 2021

sucking the curd

to suck a cheese curd

"Woah, Mark! You're really sucking the curd here!"
"I know- can't get enough of this curd, bro! Dairy queen has the best!"

by overcoat July 7, 2020

Curd Nerd

Someone who knows and loves everything about Culver's, the fast food establishment founded in 1984 in Wisconsin. The word is in reference to one of the most iconic menu items, cheese curds, as well as the general identity associated with Culver's.

He must really be a curd nerd, he was going on about the different flavour of the days for at least an hour yesterday.

by ItsRandxm February 28, 2024

Curd

A curd is when you resin your turd so it hardens and then use it as a cock

Can I stick my curd up you Karen

by Hardpoo November 23, 2023

Squeaky Curds

The holy grail of Wisconsin snacks, fresh cheese curds that squeak when you bite them. If it doesn’t squeak, it’s not legit.

Man, these squeaky curds are straight-up divine! Nothing says Wisconsin like a bag of these babies.

by LUMONOVA August 7, 2024

Hot Curd

A glass bottom boat augmented with a chilled quart of cottage cheese.

Janice wasn't impressed with my attempt at a glass bottom boat - so I upped the ante with a steaming Hot Curd.

by Narpets October 24, 2015