Hot Curd

A glass bottom boat augmented with a chilled quart of cottage cheese.

Janice wasn't impressed with my attempt at a glass bottom boat - so I upped the ante with a steaming Hot Curd.

by Narpets October 24, 2015

Curd

A curd is when you resin your turd so it hardens and then use it as a cock

Can I stick my curd up you Karen

by Hardpoo November 23, 2023

Curd

Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do

"Stop pulling a curd"

"You're such a curd"

by TheUnknownClanner December 6, 2024

Cheese curd

The most stupidest thing alive.

BRUH THAT GUY IS A CHEESE CURD.

by SirrUVonYoutubeSubscribe October 2, 2020

biff curd

vaginal secretions, something you fancy eating after a night litening to minimal techno

" i want some biff curd on toast"
"geez a swallae of yer biff curd"

by shlurp12345 March 7, 2009

Curd

Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do

"Stop pulling a curd"

"You're such a curd"

by TheUnknownClanner December 6, 2024

Cheese curds

Smelly yellow foot fungus that appears only in summer

Ew you smell like cheese curds

by anonymous June 28, 2022