Curd Packer

Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.

Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese

Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.

Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.

Go pack go!

Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.

by P-Didy juicy krisp February 8, 2019

Curd

Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do

"Stop pulling a curd"

"You're such a curd"

by TheUnknownClanner December 6, 2024

curd

burger

"curd burger curd burger."

by RiceAndCurry November 30, 2020

Oh Curds

An interjection that expresses emotions of shock, surprise, and disturbance.

"Oh curds, this isn't going to be good..."

by TheRedPawn November 21, 2024

Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.

"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023

straight cheese curding

when something is highly valuable or another phrase for bussin

this bank is straight cheese curding.
the food is straight cheese curding

by heeshuger June 21, 2021

Curd

A curd is when you resin your turd so it hardens and then use it as a cock

Can I stick my curd up you Karen

by Hardpoo November 23, 2023