by Bananas May 5, 2005
n. That guy at work who goes from cubicle to cubicle telling everybody in your office the exact same thing, usually some lame story about what he did last weekend. The cube crawler is also the same guy who feels it necessary to touch your computer screen at least eight times a day.
by LukeDuke December 24, 2004
An alcoholic beverage consumed in your cubicle while working. Usually consumed out of a non-discript cup or company mug.
by little miss 1040 March 12, 2008
A delicate way of utilizing energy through the use of Tai Chi incorporating the principles of Cubical Politics. It is a way to increase the space of your cubicle, relieve stress and balance the existing energy in your cubicle while at the same time, not intruding on the sovereign territories of office co-workers.
"Hey Gordo, check out that new-age freak! What's wrong with him?"
"Oh, that's a new thing Larry. It's called Cube Chi. It is supposed to help with increasing your cubicle space while maintaining a balanced relationship with your... ack!!..."
<Gordo get's kicked in the neck by Larry>
"Hey Gordo, when you can breathe again, tell that cheese dick to stop hugging my trees or I'm gonna rip out his eyes and skull fuck him."
"Oh, that's a new thing Larry. It's called Cube Chi. It is supposed to help with increasing your cubicle space while maintaining a balanced relationship with your... ack!!..."
<Gordo get's kicked in the neck by Larry>
"Hey Gordo, when you can breathe again, tell that cheese dick to stop hugging my trees or I'm gonna rip out his eyes and skull fuck him."
by it_support_monkey September 30, 2007
by yo momba lobomba January 16, 2020
The unsought entry of a colleague into your cubical or workspace, usually followed by annoying familial-centric conversation, random fondling of office paraphernalia, or re-telling of "funny" jokes or situations, that are in fact, not.
Pete was befuddled and ashamed when Jim entered the office and proceeded to cube rape him mercilessly, engaging in unwanted verbal intercourse about his kids' weekend Cub Scout trip.
by Concerned Bureaucrat February 18, 2009
When someone on the internet spews out something that is totally batshit crazy, that spew is (a) time cube. For the full effect, the spew should involve esoteric calculations, run-on sentences with copious punctuation problems, ALL CAPS sections, and major category errors.
For the original referent, see www.timecube.com
For the original referent, see www.timecube.com
by emote_control July 10, 2009