Crypto Fatique [cryptique]

A state of mind whereby the amount of crypto news is causing drowsyness & sleepyness, usually goes away quickly following a spike in value.

"That dude is so powerful, he just went metro cryptique state. Came out flying. I don't know what happened at the end of that metro trip." Crypto Fatique cryptique causing a downer, spike in value caused an upper.

by Cointopay September 17, 2018

Crypto Slob

Someone who does no useful and adds no value to society or worth to humanity. They just trade crypto.

Dan thinks he is so cool but he does no actual work, he’s just a parasite on society crypto slob.

by DannyClarke April 29, 2023

Crypto-Journalism

Crypto- meaning Cryptocurrency and Journalism meaning the activity or profession of writing for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or preparing news to be broadcas. So basically "Crypto-journalism" is the Noun.

"I'm a cryptojournalist." or "Crypto-journalism has been around for only two years now."

by SavageKitty June 11, 2018

Crypto Hack

Crypto Hack is a hosted game mode in Blooket, and the point is to answer questions while stealing crypto from other players. Answer questions to mine Crypto and hack others by infiltrating their defenses to steal their riches. It basically destroys friendships and makes you hate everyone.

"Hey bro we're gonna play Blooket"
"What game mode?"
"Crypto Hack"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by -vqnillaxx- December 14, 2023

Crypto Smart City

Virtual Venture Media Coin - VVMC is the BEP20 (BSC) token that aims to create a hedge and bridge between the physical world and the digital one. Only digital cryptocurrency backed by real assets is building the world-first Crypto Smart City in Cambodia.

VVM Coin is building the world-first crypto smart city.

by cryptoleader November 23, 2021

crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.

Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.

by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021

crypto parasyte

A nigga friend who also happened to has name as Niger, trying to infect everyone's head with crypto, so much until he made Beans spell PARASITE wrongly.

Xian is slowly becoming a crypto parasyte result from Niger influence. He invested more than 20k dollar into crypto in just 3 months time...

by XianNaix December 18, 2021