croaker

A slur for French Canadaiens, as they are lesser than frogs.

Yo that croaker just skipped the waterpark line!

Yo that croaker just chugged that maple syrup!

Yo that croaker was being an obnoxious human all the time.

by Loli-lover-69 June 4, 2018

Croaker Nuggets

When you're fishing in Louisiana and all you keep catching are those damn little croakers.

Hey Mike, you catchin' anything? Mike: yea, all i keep catching are these damn croaker nuggets! But i'm saving them for Jordan because he's the only tard that wants to eat them.

by Drunk Bob June 30, 2011

croke

1. The oppisite of clutch

2.peter

yo he's mad croke

your almost as croke as peter

by cait willsen June 16, 2008

croaker sack

Used in areas of the American South - as of 2009 - ranging from South Carolina, through Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi and at least northern Louisiana. Indeed, the sack doubtless referred to the burlap bag used to carry the fish, but no one questioned now remembers that particular use. Today it's the word traditionally used, at least in the areas mentioned, to mean "burlap bag" and is used to carry whatever articles that are at hand. "Croaker bag" has never been recorded.

The entire crop of sweet potatoes was trucked to the farmers' market in croaker sacks.

Coal in small batches was regularly delivered to homes in croaker sacks.

by GeorgiaDude March 22, 2009

croaked

Ruined, poor performance, messed up, or dead. A combination of crushed, killed and croak.

When playing golf, John scored a triple bogey on hole 5. He really got croaked on that hole.

by mindmaster July 25, 2006

crockery

The act, or art of making false statements or claims. Similar to bullshittery, but often associated with conspiracy theory Crockumentaries where factoids are strung together in a 'convincing' way to 'prove' an alternative theory.

The University of YouTube is a vestibule of crockery for the conspiracy buff.

by G Wizz March 1, 2017

The Crockpot

When your girlfriend mother drives 10 hrs having to shit, but instead ofew stopping to poo, she let's it brew until she gets to your house then paints your toilet and walls.

Dammit Linda, you did the crockpot again. My toilet looks like an atomic shit bomb went off.

by Spanky J May 2, 2015