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Crotch-A-Tize

To attack one's crotch in an aggresive manner.
Woah, that chick just got crotch-a-tized!
by greengiraffe22 June 17, 2008
mugGet the Crotch-A-Tizemug.

Crotch Cobra

Penis, the snake-like protrusion between a man's legs
She gave me the word and I pulled out the crotch cobra.

I put my crotch cobra so far down her throat she gagged.

Watch out, my crotch cobra spits
by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009
mugGet the Crotch Cobramug.

crotch curlies

Yo bro, you left your crotch curlies all over the shower.
by dainuoti December 15, 2013
mugGet the crotch curliesmug.

crotch corn

The popcorn that falls on your crotch that you are willing to eat.
Hey where did you get that popcorn, I thought we finished it off? It is crotch corn!
by tobytime October 28, 2009
mugGet the crotch cornmug.

Crotch Cheese

A cheesey foul smelling substance that develops around the genital area when a person does not wash.
by clocksprings April 12, 2009
mugGet the Crotch Cheesemug.

crotch carnival

a sex orgy involving multiple partners and a festive atmosphere.
I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!
by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007
mugGet the crotch carnivalmug.

crotch of the storm

the area of the storm when the weather fucks you the most
guy 1: "gahhh the weather is fucking me over!!"

guy 2: " ha your in the crotch of the storm
by xmastermattx May 2, 2008
mugGet the crotch of the stormmug.

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