crusty clit

A female who has engaged in sexual intercourse and does not clean her genitalia afterward.

Your mother is a crusty clit bitch.

by NatalieMN November 24, 2006

Crusty Adams

A person that masturbates and doesn't wipe afterwards

"That guy is walking like a crusty adams...he probably wacks off and doesn't even wipe. that's how crusty he is!"

by Josh Rogers January 14, 2007

Crusty Butt Nuggets

The same concept as dingle-berries. Crusty pieces of turd that dried on your stanky ass hair in lil precious nugs. People specifically in Parma, OH - try to collect as many as possible as delicious ass treats when tossing salad (licking a butthole for sexual pleasure) is a delicacy - highly popular amongst the, booty boy butt hoes.

Todd: Hey Chad, I heard you've been saving those crusty butt nuggets especially for me. Can't wait to taste those delicious salad toppings tonight.

by Alimew November 27, 2022

Mr Crosby

A cock sucking dick licking chode slurping penis devouring wang munching chicken choking buttdick wiggle slut ass motherfucking bitchcock fuck cunt cock motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker ass tits motherfucker COME ON.

Oh dude, that guy is such a Mr Crosby

by dudewut69 June 6, 2015

Crusty sombrero

the act of spraying fecal matter onto your partners hair during intercourse after having eaten a larger amount of popcorn kernels.

Why does her hair smell like that?

I heard Bobby gave her a Crusty Sombrero

by KrazyEight May 12, 2010

crusty potato

A turd that has suffered prolonged exposure to the sun, resulting in white discoloration.

Son: " This rock taste like shit'"
Dad:" Congrats son you just ate your first crusty potato!"

by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016

crofty

Ahh the ilusive Mr Crofts or "Crofty-Leprechaunus" is an interesting creature with a beard of fire which he refuses to shed even to raise money for cancer (you would think having a pot of gold would make him generous wouldnt you) Crofty takes every opper-"tunety" to visit Ms. Browne's or "Brownious-Arteacherous" tutor room and try and work his magical irish jig on her. Crofty-Leprechaunus can be seen in full bloom (or redness)when he is denied something that he clearly and obviously wants Eg, Ms Browne or the position of acting head of house)
Crofty's favorite expression is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO which he uses almost as much as his right hand.

Student:"Hey Crofty i'll give you 100kg of potatos for that pot of gold"

Crofty:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO

Studednt: I'll throw in a pic of Ms Browne!

Crofty:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE See me after Class.

by UMM IF HE READ THIS IM SCREWED SO NO July 19, 2004