Croatian Spindler

The act of crawling inside a washing machine containing massive amount of fecal matter and bodily fluid. This action if preferably completed with a member of the opposite sex in order to engage in sexual intercourse resulting in pregnancy.

Hey have you heard about what happened in Croatia.

No but I know that half the people there were conceived by a Croatian Spindler

by SillyMonkey5 July 22, 2022

A Croatian's Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Croatian's Prayer

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

croatian

a neo-nazi guy who claims he's straight but loves sucking hungarian wang

#accurate #croatian

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

A sexy Croatian

DID YOU SEE THAT SEXY CROATIAN ON TUMBLR!?!?!!?!?1 HE HAD ALL KINDS OF TATTOOS AND I WANTED TO FUCK HIM IMMEDIATELY. NAW THAT WAS DEYVIS AND OMG I WANNA RIDE HIM LIKE A RODEO

"Are you tired baby? Let me stimulate the G-spot." - A sexy Croatian to Kelsey.

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Croatian Bread

Horrible bread that appears 60% of times in everytime in every single croatian bakery.
Can be used when comparing things.

Davor, I'd rather eat shit than croatian bread.

by TheAinsley27 December 16, 2017

The Croatian Prey

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Croatian Prey

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Croatian

People who have the biggest average cock size in the world (22.4 cm).

Person 1: Did you know that he is Croatian?
Person 2: Wow, it means he has a huge cock!
Person 3: Yeah, he pounded me once with his 25 cm long Croatian cock.
Person 1 and 2: Wow! We need some Croatian cock here and now!!!

by the_next_star June 23, 2024