Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. Typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Today I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out that I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

hot honey cream cheese

Term that describes having a UTI and a yeast infection at the same time.

"I wore my thong wetsuit too long yesterday and now I need to go to the gyno for a prescription to clear up this hot honey cream cheese."

by roxxy403 March 16, 2024

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025

Bukake Cream Cheese Pussy

The end result of a gang bang where the woman has a creampie from each man while she also has a particularly bad yeast infection.

Did you see that stuff coming out of her...Was that bukake cheese cake pussy or was that bukake cream cheese pussy?

by OrphicDionysus1981 July 3, 2025

cream cheese people

The whitest of the white people. Very uppity and act like they are holier than thou.

Her family is full of them cream cheese people.

by RaeBabii90 February 8, 2020

Cream cheese

Sloppy goo, sucked out of a mans pickle to give ladies romantic tingling feelings.

Dan gave me cream cheese last night it was so good.

by CREAMYMONSTER August 10, 2021