5 minutes craft

Literally the worst channel on youtube and they have 60 million subs and three of them are me. they tell you to bleach strawberries and how to make a knife and you can plant an egg tree. 1/2 their hacks are fake, 1/2 are not hacks like using a screwdriver and some of them are just jokes. the funny thing is that everyone who watches them doenst understand because they are illitreate.

François: i wathc 5 minutes craft
bensh: you fucking intellectual
francoes: they tell you how to maek gold (:

by Bensha Poirot December 4, 2019

Crawford Effect

A day of celebration, get the dop and a entjie, this day only comes on the 11th of April, a day when a legend was born.

The Crawford Effect: Dawg get your alcohol and a cigarette out for the celebration of Crawford.

by Crawford March 30, 2023

Blair Crawford

the greatest man alive.

you are a Blair Crawford.

by bigboimaryrooney March 7, 2019

clawfist

Someone who's hands are exceptionally large or disfigured in some manner.

Damn Rob is a freakin' clawfist!

by citizenlame December 14, 2006

Craffee

'Crappy Coffee' Coffee that is not amazing. rubbish coffee , coffee that is not good.

I am drinking Craffee

by Derrankyle April 21, 2013

Crafty Crim

A top notch geezer with street smarts that pull off almost anything.

"Mate, how'd you get a 1kg of mamba?"

"I'm telling you, I'm a Crafty Crim."

by crftycrm May 16, 2016

Captain Craftsman

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.

Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!

by Jonno93 January 24, 2006