Crack open a cold one

1. To open a cold beer
2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside

1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one
2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one

by (****()) August 23, 2022

Crack open a cold one with the boys

idiom that means "To spend time with friends" and can also be spelled as "Crack open a cold one with the bois"

Gotta go, gonna go and crack open a cold one with the boys
I'm just chillin' here, Crackin' open cold ones with the bois

by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021

online voice crack

When you are typing near the left hand side of the keyboard and accidentally press the caps lock button. Usually while chatting. When you realize this, you are too lazy to change it back and press enter.

Bob: Hey there, ARe you busy?
Jon: HAHAHHA you just did an online voice crack

by Bioisannoying November 2, 2010

Crack open a cold one with the boys

When you and a group of friends engage in necrophilia together. A gangbang with a dead body.

“I can’t wait til the weekend when I can crack open a cold one with the boys.”

by boobhaver December 25, 2018

Crack open a cold one with the boys

To crack open a cold one (a beer) with the boys (your acquaintances). (youtu.be/y3afY0P1G7Y)

It sucks when you are sick on Saturday and can't crack open a cold one with the boys!

by Bonanzad May 31, 2017

Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple art of practicing necrophilia with your bestest of homies. Typically practiced in your local catholic cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Bruce, wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street with Dick, Jason and Tim?

by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022

crack open a cold one

another word for necrophilia

seeing all these dead bodies makes me want to crack open a cold one!!

by a7x rules July 26, 2006