A "Coupon Sam" is someone who always insists on using a coupon for exactly what it's stated for, even if they can upgrade it to a much better deal for a small price.
They are obsessed with free to the point of a fault.
They are obsessed with free to the point of a fault.
Hot girl: Here's a coupon for a free picture of me in a bikini and a punch in the nose. If you pay me a dollar, you get 10 pictures. and no punch
Coupon sam will accept one picture and a punch because it's free... that's right, even if he has a 20 on him.
Coupon sam will accept one picture and a punch because it's free... that's right, even if he has a 20 on him.
by Downvoting Victim August 22, 2005
Get the Coupon Sammug. by thundt April 2, 2006
Get the yuppy food couponmug. by Koreami September 24, 2022
Get the 100% off discount couponmug. A single mother coupon code is when a single mother uses her status as an unwed/uncoupled parent to try and achieve reduced prices for items and/or services. Typically seen on online marketplaces such as Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace, the method is used in an attempt to subvert ones sympathies for financial gain. However, it usually just ends up coming off as pathetic and cringeworthy.
Look at this chick bothering me on Facebook, trying to push a Single Mom Coupon Code off on me.
*500 Dollar PS5 for sale on Marketplace for sale for $420*
Single Mom: "Would you take $150 for it"
Upstanding Citizen: "No, its open box and never been used"
Single Mom: "It's my son's birthday tomorrow"
Single Mom: "How about $160??"
Single Mom: "You ruined Christmas"
Single Mom: "I hope you're proud of yourself"
*500 Dollar PS5 for sale on Marketplace for sale for $420*
Single Mom: "Would you take $150 for it"
Upstanding Citizen: "No, its open box and never been used"
Single Mom: "It's my son's birthday tomorrow"
Single Mom: "How about $160??"
Single Mom: "You ruined Christmas"
Single Mom: "I hope you're proud of yourself"
by HabibiRex July 9, 2023
Get the Single Mom Coupon Codemug. A binding contract that will work anytime of day,month,or year. No one can say no to a "Your Elf's lil' coupon book!
"Hey do u want to have a sleepover"
"no, it's a school night, I can't"
"Do u have a "your Elf's lil' coupon book"?"
"yeah,why?"
"use it! There's a coupon in it for a weekday sleepover!"
"no, it's a school night, I can't"
"Do u have a "your Elf's lil' coupon book"?"
"yeah,why?"
"use it! There's a coupon in it for a weekday sleepover!"
by MJF07 October 20, 2019
Get the Your Elf's lil' coupon bookmug. variation the the now 'retro' phrase, "You win some, you lose some."
Often followed by silence. First used in England after a rat-like child was ripped off by a butcher.
Often followed by silence. First used in England after a rat-like child was ripped off by a butcher.
"I went to that new cinema last week."
"Oh yeah, any good?"
"Nah mate. It wasn't built yet."
"Oh well, you know how it is. You buy some coupons, you dont."
"yeah..."
"Oh yeah, any good?"
"Nah mate. It wasn't built yet."
"Oh well, you know how it is. You buy some coupons, you dont."
"yeah..."
by Mike Thomas October 30, 2004
Get the You buy some coupons, you dont.mug. A "clip 'n' save" slip of paper for a local restaurant dat entitles you to a free or discounted upgrade in da mustard-sauce included wif your meal.
Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany always orders just bargain-basement fare whenever we go out to eat; she never asks for fancy seasonings unless I have a poupon coupon for said meal.
by QuacksO February 23, 2022
Get the poupon couponmug.