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wanna see my costco socks

When you and your lad happen to be changing in the same room (for whatever reason). So you ask him if he wants to see your socks. Little does he know your dick is hanging out and he sees your junk while looking at your socks
"Hey Joe, wanna see my costco socks?"
by Your moms new boyfriend September 20, 2017
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More free than a sample at costco

Your literary garbage at a game just turn the system off
mike: *gets killed*
Justin: your more free than a sample at costco
by Ps4 wont work February 6, 2021
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Costco

Costco is home to some of the grossest consumerism I come across. Local groups where people will post an item and then all the others will descend on said item like locusts, clearing it out in minutes. People posting and laughing about spending $500 a trip on shit they don't need.
I bought $500 worth of Chinese brandy at Costco!
by unidenphone January 18, 2022
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fantasy costco

A business run by Garfield the deals warlock. It is located on the bureau of balance (now benevolence) moon base.
Lets go to Fantasy Costco

Fantasy Costco, where all your dreams come true, got a deal for you!
by Samdwich May 29, 2020
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costco guys

cawst-co-gize Father-son duo on TikTok, under the alias @a.j.befumo. Known for their seemingly excessive obsession with Costco, partaking in social media trends at the same local Costco in every video. Coined the nickname due to their beaming passion for Costco.
Costco employee: Why the fuck is this grown man and his son dancing in the poultry aisle?! I see them every day!
Costco manager: Because they are the costco guys.
by tmkkmt May 30, 2024
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costco try

The act of buying something you might not need from Costco because you can always return it later. Similar to a college try.
There was a really cool air fryer on sale, so I gave 'er the ol' costco try.
by heavy! July 2, 2022
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Costco-hiking

A popular sport practiced by flatlanders and other mid-west inhabitants consisting of envying nature FB friends post and then trying to imitate with disappointing results.
The best part of hiking at Rock Cut state park is the Costco-hiking on the way back home...
by Making wonders September 25, 2020
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