Cosbyism

The religion which believes that Bill Cosby is God, and controls all things happening to mankind. At the end of a session at the Cosbyist Church of the Jello Puddin' Pop, all members eat a small cup of watermelon Jello. There is one holiday, and that is Pokey-Mans Day. On that day, Cosbyists across the world must listen to one of his comedy albums.

At the end of a prayer in Cosbyism, instead of "Amen," they say "Zip Zop Zoobity-Bob!"

by Frederico Rodriguez September 17, 2011

Pill Cosby

V. The act of slipping a pill into an attractive women's drink in order to have sex with her.

Man, I would Pill Cosby that chic!

I bet he's gonna Pill Cosby that girl.

by BearCat76 March 31, 2016

Cold Cosby

The act of freezing your poop to shove back in your anus.

I'm going back to my place to do a cold cosby.

by Doctor Tom February 3, 2020

Cosby Alert

The sudden need to take a dump. Often randomly placed in a conversation.

Ray: Did you see that story on the news yesterday?
Stephen: Cosby Alert! Be right back!

by Element238 April 22, 2010

Cosby sex

Sex with an incapacitated, or unconscious person.

Shelly wasn't in any mood to hookup? So after she passed out, I had Cosby sex with her

by Danman73 November 24, 2014

Cosby Jacket

The arrest record of a serial rapist or sex offender ("Jacket" being an acronym for a criminal history file). A play on the infamous "Cosby Sweater".

An in-depth background check on the school janitor revealed a Cosby Jacket hidden in his closet.

by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015

cosbying

Roofieing someone by putting roofies in someone's Jell-o.

"Well, he invited me back to his place for Jell-o, and there's always room for Jell-o, but I don't remember much after that. Do you think he was cosbying me?

by KrystalKruspe July 9, 2016