by no19212129 March 28, 2023
Get the Asian Rice Cooker Effectmug. by Homey D September 29, 2010
Get the Solar powered shit cookermug. The campus where you are assigned a mountain of countless college assignments that you're eventually become "cooked", i.e. no longer knowing anything about outside world
After a semester of constant projects and exams, I feel like I’ve been living in a rice cooker—completely cooked and out of touch with what’s happening in the outside world
by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025
Get the rice cookermug. to engage in masturbation
Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"
by gazza222 November 7, 2020
Get the tending to the slow cookermug. A cooker is a paranoid conspiracy theorist that can often be seen in mainstream media comment sections posting needle emojies and blaming every death on the covid vaccine. When confronted or asked for evidence they will commonly respond with "its time for another booster" or some variation of that. Cookers will tell people not to believe the mainstream media however, they will foam at the mouth whenever a mainstream media outlet puts "died suddenly" in the headline.
by Shitphototaker69 February 2, 2024
Get the Cookermug. Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."
"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
Get the Slow Cookermug. Steve: did you see that new cuisinart
Vince: I only have one thing to say, Emmet loves pressure cookers
Vince: I only have one thing to say, Emmet loves pressure cookers
by Sewy slice June 2, 2021
Get the Emmet loves pressure cookersmug.