Asian Rice Cooker Effect

When your name is Joshua and you have bad memory and go crazy when someone steals your stuff
by no19212129 March 28, 2023
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A portable outhouse that sits in the hot sun boiling crap.
I'm gonna go home and take a crap. That solar powered shit cooker stinks.
by Homey D September 29, 2010
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Cooker

Australian slang for someone who doesn't lick government boot leather
Mike got fired from work the other day because he didn't get his 25th booster.
Fuckin 'cooker'
by birrel May 5, 2023
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potato cooker

A woman where, if you got down to business with her, things would probably get a little loose and you'd ask her to keep it discreet.
Guy 1: That woman you were talking with at the bar last night was pretty larger
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker
by mr_potato_heads March 25, 2021
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Cooker

Australian slang for a mentally impaired person who has no grasp on reality.

The noun ‘cooker’ refers to the state of the persons brain, it is ‘cooked’ or fried and as such is in a constant state of malfunction resulting in the symptomatic cooker insanity.

Cookers believe in conspiracy theories and have hilariously insane takes. Examples of cooker beliefs include 5G causes cancer, COVID was a WHO conspiracy, and vaccines cause autism.

Cookers are commonly supporters of fascist political parties because they also have racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist and xenophobic feelings and beliefs.

Cookers are typically boomers who have left school early and then had their brain ‘cooked’ by the most insane parts of the Internet and right-wing media.
John was raving about how climate change is a Jewish Chinese conspiracy. What a fucking cooker.
by K.A.E July 18, 2023
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Seduction Cooker

A person who can seduce like a piece of cake, inflame easily.
My bro is a seduction cooker, he cooks rizz.
by retiredretardreturns December 26, 2023
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Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
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