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conventional watch

a clock which is not located on a Mobile phone or such device. Usually strapped to the wrist also know as a Wrist Watch. Also may be kept in a Pocket which would be know as a Pocket Watch
My phones dead, do you have the time?... on a conventional watch?
by Leels February 2, 2010
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convenient sickness disease

It's what you get when you pretend to be sick, but aren't.
"Hey honey, want to see the new Twilight movie?"
"I'd love to, honey, but *cough* I can't. *cough* *cough* I'm really sick."
"Really? Sick with what?"
"Convenient sickness disease."
*SLAP*
by TubbyCustard August 13, 2010
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Convenientarian

Someone who will switch sides, ideology, assertions or facts to suit his or her preference for the moment.
Assertion: I can't eat the meatloaf you made for dinner tonight because I've decided to be a vegetarian.
Response: You aren't a vegetarian. You're a convenientarian.
by gsue October 21, 2010
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Conversation Terrorist

A person that "hijacks" a conversation and "crashes it into the ground" by saying something akward, pointless or not pertaining to the topic, thus ruining the mood of the conversation.
Bob and sally are talking about their day. Then Zach jumps into the conversation and ruins it. Thus becomeing a conversation terrorist.

bob: yea my boss made me stay late yesterday and tried to make me stay late again today. i told him if he did i was going to quit.

Sally: Really? my boss tried to do that to me last week but i told him i had a doctors apointment.

Bob: I hate it when they try to do that.

Zach: Will anti burn cream help get rid of these warts i have all over my hands and back?

Bob:........

Sally:.......

Bob: Man.. that was like 9/11 all over again.
by Jose Jose hoseph September 18, 2011
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conversationship

Portmanteau of conversation and relationship. Can signify either a relationship that lasts only the length of a conversation or a conversation of such intensity that it takes on the dimensions of an entire relationship.
Mr. X: I met someone last night.
Mr. Y: Really? Did you get laid?!
Mr. X: No, we were just talking intensely for hours.
Mr. Y: Are you gonna see her again?
Mr. X: Naw, I think it was just a good conversationship.
by botschaftler November 5, 2012
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Conversation bastard

A person that always wants to chat but never takes the hint when other people don't have time or don't want to talk to them. They make tasks last longer than they need to be and would gladly make you late for a train with a big, stupid smile on their face while you politely try to escape from them.
Guess which conversation bastard I just got stuck with?
by Billy Casper November 2, 2014
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convenient recollection

A memory recalled inacuratley, to unconsciously protect against guilt, anxiety, or unwanted associations.
Are you kidding? She must be having convenient recollection!
by Taylor Larson October 17, 2006
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