Dick confetti

Jizz

I blew some dick confetti all over Cyndi's face. It was super sweet.

by Puntilla August 27, 2017

Cunt confetti

Flakes of dried girl goo, toilet paper lint and/ or ball butter

Check for cunt confetti before you eat her out she gets around bro.

by Mistermilk5 August 24, 2020

loser-generated content

Digital content such as online videos produced by people on the Interweb lacking time, creativity or personal taste.

"I've got an idea, let's start a viral video contest that asks for user-generated content."
"Won't work. We'll get a bunch of loser-generated content instead."

by monkeycheese99 April 21, 2010

blasted a confetti cannon

Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.

by jk63 August 12, 2016

Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines

No one reads them.

Mum: Did you read the Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines?
Son: Hell Naw!

by Kill yourself 20 times over April 29, 2020

conte

someone who thinks they can take on the entire world and is not scared of anything. This kind of person likes to start fights and is usually very athletic. when confronted be careful for this type of person will destroy the average human being, he is extremely crazy so be careful. a conte will usually act like a ghetto guinea usually know everyone at the party often refers to himself as the boss.

-yo if that nigga dont stop frontin om going conte on his ass
-im feeling conteish at this party

by jack motherfuckin d December 14, 2008

Confetty Wap

During a blow job, throw confetti in the air while screaming "1738" then proceed to cum in the eye of the person giving the blow job, leaving them temporarily blind in one eye. After all is said and done yell "yeah baby"

Did you just confetty wap me? Fuck yeah I did, Swaaaa

by PineapplePancakes September 14, 2015