A project by the horribly biased wiki Conservapedia in an attempt to 'remove' liberal 'bias' in the bible by retranslating it. It removes the story of the Adulteress in the New Testament, and changes 'thou shall not kill' into 'thou shall not murder', thus in turn promoting the beating up of women who get raped (just like Saudi Arabia) advocating the cruel and unusual death penalty. I heard there's going to be more horrible things.
The idiots at Conservapedia have decided to corrupt the word of the Lord by creating the Conservative Bible Project.
by Anonymous /religions/ October 12, 2009
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OMG, Lorrie is the worst. The other day she called me and as soon as I said "Hello" she said "Hey" then started a conversation that I could not follow. Then she asked me what I was doing, and then back to the other person then me..... and so on, therefore becoming a Multi Conversationalist. Drives me BONKERS!!!!
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Usually through texting or IMing, two people are speaking to one another about a certain topic and during the delay on one of the person's responses, the other person puts in something irrelevant to what they are about to answer. When the other person finishes typing the first response, he/she then begin to respond to the irrelevant comment during the time the other person responds to the first answer. Thus continues a spiral of confusion which usually ends in them asking one another what they are talking about and what they are referring to, topic 1 or 2.
Jim: Hey did you see the new Tim Burton movie?
Anna: *Anna is typing...*
Jim: Oh and btw Lauren got a new puppy!
Anna: No I didn't see it yet. Is it good?
Jim: *Jim is typing...*
Anna: OMG a new puppy? What kind!
Jim: It was okay. More shitty music. I miss Danny Elfman's old stuff.
Jim: Its a chihuahua. Like her old one.
Anna:Yeah I miss it.
Jim: Yeah. It was so much more dynamic.
Anna: Wait.. what? Her old dog?
Jim: No, his music.
Anna: Whose music.
Jim: I'm confused..... sigh. I hate double conversations.
Anna: *Anna is typing...*
Jim: Oh and btw Lauren got a new puppy!
Anna: No I didn't see it yet. Is it good?
Jim: *Jim is typing...*
Anna: OMG a new puppy? What kind!
Jim: It was okay. More shitty music. I miss Danny Elfman's old stuff.
Jim: Its a chihuahua. Like her old one.
Anna:Yeah I miss it.
Jim: Yeah. It was so much more dynamic.
Anna: Wait.. what? Her old dog?
Jim: No, his music.
Anna: Whose music.
Jim: I'm confused..... sigh. I hate double conversations.
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Derived from the phrase:
"Or I'll cut off your penis, light it on fire, and smoke it."
Derived from the phrase:
"Or I'll cut off your penis, light it on fire, and smoke it."
Remember, this was a penis cutter conversation, if you tell anyone anything, I'll deprive you of your manhood.
by thisisnotapseudonym January 4, 2009
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They see liberal establishments like Moveon.org and College Liberals to be outdated or sometimes hypocritical, due to the perceived notion that they're concerned with only promoting certian rights for people and not others and put their own special interests in front of national security.
They also tend to be suspicious of political correctness, seeing it as an ironic classification of people who wanted to escape classification.
Many can be irreligious.
They tend to be late Generation X (1975-9) or early to mid Generation Y (1980-5).
Named after the cartoon South Park.
They see liberal establishments like Moveon.org and College Liberals to be outdated or sometimes hypocritical, due to the perceived notion that they're concerned with only promoting certian rights for people and not others and put their own special interests in front of national security.
They also tend to be suspicious of political correctness, seeing it as an ironic classification of people who wanted to escape classification.
Many can be irreligious.
They tend to be late Generation X (1975-9) or early to mid Generation Y (1980-5).
Named after the cartoon South Park.
South Park Conservatives are an odd bunch.
They believe in tax cuts and Middle East reform yet they toke up like a hippie with 24 hours to live!
They believe in tax cuts and Middle East reform yet they toke up like a hippie with 24 hours to live!
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Get the consternation mug.Its a legal conservatorship where one person takes financial and personal control of another person who cannot control their own life due to a mentally disease such as dementia. This term is hugely known thanks to the #FreeBritney and #FreeAmandaBynes movement. There are more than 1.5 million conservatorships in the United States, most of them are abusive.
Only in people with diagnosed very severe dementia, or a mental/physical illness are "allowed" to be in a conservatorship.
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