Computered

Being on the computer or allocating a time to go on the computer.

1. "Hey Joe, I'm computered at 3:00.'

2. Right now i am computered.

by Prevs September 28, 2009

Computer

The best invention man ever created.

"My computer is my LIFE"

by TheSlangKid February 27, 2015

Computer

An item of mystical power to which no human comprehends. Nothing will ever overpower the mystic god of modern life! It rules modern life just as much as a box of cookies rules a fat-asses life.

Holy shit, I just got a new Computer!

by CSF219 July 25, 2015

Computer

Computers help us get our daily dose of porn and free movies and games from Newgrounds

Without the computer we wouldnt be able to make video games like Halo, Half-Life or Voodoo Vince

by James Lowe November 1, 2004

COMPUTER

computer is another term for gay

bruh your a computer

by Oofer gang123 September 25, 2019

Computer

An excellent tool for completing several tasks, and multi-tasking. Allows you to get work done very quickly, and make it look great. Also used for gaming, research, online chat, and other forms of communication. Usually a problem-free machine that won't give you hassle unless you're using Windows. (I thought i'd make a definition for Macintosh computers)

Man i love this computer, i got my entire project done in 20 minutes! And while i was doing it, i was listening to my favorite music and chatting with my friends.

PC User: Oh sweet, yeah i tried to finish it last night but i got a virus, and had to reinstall my operating system.

by Matthew Gill April 9, 2006

Computer

You people are idiots, its not the computer that causes errors, its the operating system. Now all you ignorant people go back to your trailer, and work for a Billionare Geek.

After High School, those who have the most money are popular, those who barly make a living, are the losers who pollute the air and shop at IGA or SafeWay.

by XIAO October 24, 2003