That absolutely perfect, witty, devastatingly clever, or just plain savage thing you should have said during an argument, confrontation, or awkward conversation, but only thought of hours (or days) later when you're replaying the scene in your head for the tenth time (usually in the shower or trying to sleep).
Dude 1: "Man, I was arguing with my boss today, and he totally shut me down."
Dude 2: "Yeah?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, but like, 2 hours later on the drive home, I thought of the perfect response that would have made him look like a total idiot. Classic hindsight comeback."
Dude 2: "Yeah?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, but like, 2 hours later on the drive home, I thought of the perfect response that would have made him look like a total idiot. Classic hindsight comeback."
by MrAwesomesTaco May 4, 2025
Get the Hindsight Comebackmug. The first piece of crack or meth, usually given free to a potential customer, in the hopes an addiction or desire for more will form.
by The real ODV March 13, 2025
Get the Comeback rockmug. When you wait until a movie comes out on dvd and rental to see it.Done when you know you either cant get to the movies or are just broke.
by Davion Williams May 16, 2009
Get the [DVD comeback]mug. by H8d February 21, 2022
Get the Comebackmug. When an individual tries to respond to an insult, but re-uses the same insult that they are responding to. This make them look dull and uncreative.
by Thisismyaccountfuckoff May 23, 2021
Get the Recycled Comebackmug. a: youre fat
b: well im sorry didnt know i was a mirror
a: im sorry wheres the glass
b: glass? youre the only one big like a window here
a: well at least i know how to diet
b: wait were you reading the recommended articles at the bottom of a crappy website again? turdhead
a: only karens do that
b: you wanna speak to the manager?
a: i wanna speak to who told you to be yourself, shame on them
b: i teach myself im independent
it goes on until someone doesnt know what to say
in the end:
a: wow nice comeback fight bro wanna rematch tomorrow
b: well im sorry didnt know i was a mirror
a: im sorry wheres the glass
b: glass? youre the only one big like a window here
a: well at least i know how to diet
b: wait were you reading the recommended articles at the bottom of a crappy website again? turdhead
a: only karens do that
b: you wanna speak to the manager?
a: i wanna speak to who told you to be yourself, shame on them
b: i teach myself im independent
it goes on until someone doesnt know what to say
in the end:
a: wow nice comeback fight bro wanna rematch tomorrow
by hsafudgysjudyf May 13, 2020
Get the comeback fightmug. .Comebacks are sentences used to insult a person who had just insulted yo
They are mostly thought of in the shower since your crying bitch-ass is too busy being hurt like a baby then to think of .a good comeback
They are mostly thought of in the shower since your crying bitch-ass is too busy being hurt like a baby then to think of .a good comeback
"Someone: "I heard rumors that you suck your own dick
Epic you: At least my dad didn't leave me for coming out as gay, maybe you should win the lottery so he can afford the milk which is taking him so long to get."
That's a good Comeback you legend, now do this in real life one day.
Epic you: At least my dad didn't leave me for coming out as gay, maybe you should win the lottery so he can afford the milk which is taking him so long to get."
That's a good Comeback you legend, now do this in real life one day.
by Definiton_Expert May 2, 2021
Get the Comebackmug.