combat slap

the ultimate slap. the combat slap is the most violent of slaps. a bitch slap is not even in the same category. for a person to perform a proper combat slap the person must cock back there arms enough to form a 90 degree angle with there arm. so much that ur chest muscle stretches. and then follow through with the utmost force possible and hit the individual with every part of your hand. not just the tips of your fingers your whole hand must be applied for a succesfull combat slap.

that bitch gave me herppes so i combat slapped that hoe!

by the bootheel badass February 26, 2010

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Combat Sex

Think Rambo fucking Lamb-chomp.

When having Combat Sex, blood serves as a lubricant

by So.Drewish February 14, 2013

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Combat Rock

A Combat Rock is a individual of free spirit. A person whom is highly unique and with a joyful attitude that everyone loves to be around. They live to their own wishes, beliefs, expectations, and unconstrained by society's bullshit. A person whom can throw mad Van Wilder parties with heaps of hot bitches. Someone who is also very tan, and loves Cold Rock ice cream.

"Oh you're a Rock aye? FUCK YEAH COMBAT ROCK! Madd cunt!"

by DarkRikku September 30, 2013

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Combat Jerk

The act of masturbating while in close proximity to an un-knowing individual.

Conor, Dude i was totally combat jerking and my mom almost caught me...

by combat jerk master January 12, 2011

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Combat Mission

A description of a girl who you have a one night stand with but would under no circumstance date. She is comparable to a combat mission. Get in-Get out.

Jessica is really clingy, and annoying, but is really hot. She is a combat mission.

by Michael-Edwards-PHX May 22, 2010

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combat custodian

Servicemen in the military that don't do anything productive except clean and do landscaping work while they wait to be trained. Duties include raking lines in sand, police calls in parking lots, and other useless chores for the military.

Private 1: I signed up to shoot shit. Why the hell am I raking sand?

Private 2: Get used to it, kid. You're a combat custodian now. Attack the ground aggressively!!!

by SteeltoedLoafers January 1, 2011

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