Coconut Muffin

Right when you are about to come, you pull out and frost a muffin with your jizz and make the girl eat it.

Yo, that ho thought my coconut muffin tasted great last night. She was begging me for another!

by OnlyBlackdude in Montana March 25, 2010

Coconut Special

A smoking method performed by poverty-stricken reefer addicts. They exhale their smoke into a coconut and seal it. Later they break the seal and inhale the stale smoke. To use this method is the be "on the nut."

Pothead 1: Shit man, I'm almost outta weed...

Pothead 2: Don't worry bro, I'll make us a coconut special so we can get zooted later!

by captain_zeus January 12, 2012

Coconunt

This word is meant to describe both female and male drivers, or individuals in general who display behaviors that would suggest they have a large coconut crammed up their vagina or mangina. Similar to douchebag and bitch. Derived from cunt and can be used in stay of, if one wishes to be less obscene.

(To woman going slow down the street using a blinker, but no intentions of turning or moving over.) "Get out of my way already you Coconunt!"

by Bueckstabue March 16, 2012

Coconut-head

Someone who is a bit slower than the average human due to too many coconuts to the head.

Wow Maggie sure is a coconut-head, some things never change.

by Wpkjs November 12, 2017

#coconutoil

Used to describe someone who is self absorbed and selfish.

Darling you need to grow up. It’s not all about #Davina #coconutoil

by P. Dizzle April 4, 2018

Coconut nut

The coconut nut is a giant nut if you eat too much you´ll get very fat.

Coconut nut song: Its a cocofruit (its a coco fruit) from the coco tree (from the coco tree) from the cocopalm flamily (lalalalala)

by Luxio# January 27, 2021

Coconut Malled

Verb: Coconut Malled
The act of getting pranked by getting sent a video

Paul got Coconut Malled today by his friend Bartholomew via text.

by bl00dycl0wngutz June 7, 2021