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1. A person of limited value, typically lazy and/or lacking self-motivation.
2. The sticky, liquid mess left over after a lesbian orgy; typically composed of lube, saliva, sweat and female ejaculate.
1. Jesus, Dan... What are you? The afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck?
2. Mark had the unsavory job of cleaning up this months afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck; although it provided him with ample masturbation fodder.
by DamienCross March 5, 2009
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clusterfuck

Yet another crisis arises because of the actions of that clusterfuck over at the White House.
by Doc!!! August 14, 2006
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clutterfuck

a big, old, crazy-disorganized mess. some may compare to clusterfuck but clutterfuck is a bigger commodity, as a cluster is a small mass of a mess or mishap and a clutter is a bigger, disorganized mess.
Rush hour traffic is such a clutterfuck!
by herren March 30, 2009
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clusterfluffle

a SNAFU of sorts. a classy cross between the terms clusterfuck and kerfluffle.
My spouse and I were both adopted at birth. After searching for our birth parents for many years, we found ourselves in a clusterfluffle when we discovered that we had the same birth mother and were actually siblings.
by speedymama May 22, 2010
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Clusterfubia

noun; The fear of getting oneself into a clusterfuck.
Remy hasn't left the office in 4 days. He's suffering from acute Clusterfubia.
by Fat JG January 12, 2011
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clusterflux

A situation that is in such a state of change and uncertainty, that it can not even be deemed a legitimate clusterfuck.
For three weeks, the 2000 presidential election was in a state of clusterflux.
by politicalJunky1896 November 4, 2011
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clusterfuckfaceometer

(n) The device used to report the "feels like" data on the weather channel.

Different from scientific calculations, such as wind chill or heat-index, the clusterfuckfaceometer produces a much more sensational and easy to understand value. It is usually composed of 6 to 10 (but not more) people of little importance to the weather channel. This includes interns, assistants, or even the odd mailman that walks in at the wrong time. This group of people is then herded outside with no instruction. The first number within 100 degrees of the actual temperature, shouted out by a member of the aforementioned group, is then recorded.

If the process is taking too long, a meteorologist will often ask someone to shout out the balance of their bank account.

After this exercise, the clusterfuckfaceometer is then herded back inside to resume their other normal tasks.
Jack: "Holy crap, feels like a hundred degrees out here!"

Joe: "YOUR WRONG! The weather channel told me it feels like 86.37 degrees out here. They just cast out their clusterfuckfaceometer."

Jack: "Well that's a pleasant improvement, yesterday they told me it felt like 86.94 degrees, and boy were they right!"

Zachary: "... What an asinine measurement."
by Neil @ RateSavvy February 5, 2012
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