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Ass Clownery

The act of wasting your very existance by way of partaking in stupid bullshit activities that, tho enjoyable because of the sheer nature of stupidity involved, will simply never get one ahead in life. But screw that with a limp whole grain noodle because that was never the point anyway.

Examples include farting in your friends lunchbox. Talking shit about others because of your own lack of self assuredness, and/or spending ones entire life playing basketball even tho you are a 5 foot 10 white guy that cant jump who's biggest talent is smoking doobies and pud whacking until your essential organs look like a lil smokie with two blue raisins that a homeless person might pick out of the trash behind the outlet mall for sup. Dont even get me started on the fish flavored mayonnaise.
Billy shits in the urinal at Wal Mart and cackles up a storm.
The poor janitor Bob, gets called from his lunch of ham and cheese hot pockets and fruit gushers for clean up on aisle shithouse and immediately upon seeing said monster loaf in pis pot exclaims "fuck these Dipshits and thier ass clownery!" I quit!

He finishes his hot pocket and goes back behind the store to share his last 2 gushers with the homeless guy. They become best friends and experiment with dumpster sex later that night in the misty harbor air with two unkempt sea men from across the bay.
by Cap'n Cuuunt. February 8, 2019
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Class Clooney

The designated hot person in a class, alongside the class clown and teacher's pet.

When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
The Class Clooney caused a disruption when she decided to sit in the back of the class.
by nolandc October 2, 2019
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Tom clownery

Foolishness on a whole different level. Mostly used for individuals who committed tom foolery beyond tom foolery, or to call out someone for being outlandishly stupid.
Drake: "Bro, Pacheco just commited some absolute TOM CLOWNERY"
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high coonery

(AAVE)
Doing something that is very “black” around your friends.

Best used in the context of juxtaposition to the environment that you’re in.
Friend 1
“Bro we had our huge end of the year business party yesterday at SoHo House but when we realized only the black people showed up, we cut the music down and turned it into a spades tournament.”

Friend 2
“Oh ya’ll was on some high coonery lol.”
by SeptemberOfficial July 29, 2024
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