by Nightowl9987 September 12, 2018
Get the Clit mug.A CLIT is one unit of a completed CraigsList Internet Transaction. CraigsList is the global online haven increasingly used by scammers, fraudsters and perverted criminals: a haven long- known for catering to the underbelly of human trafficking, recently forced by legal action to shut down part of their operation. However, more legitimate transactions are being flagged off the service, in favor of those posted by violators in various industries.
Mom: I posted our summer house on Craigslist, it keeps getting flagged and deleted, but Vito from work posted his house, and he actually sold within 2 weeks. I am steamed.
College Student daughter: Mom, don't you know, only mob linked people get business done with Craigslist. If you do any business you get a CLIT. Some guys have thousands of CLITs.
Mom: Wash your mouth out with soap, that's vulgar.
College Student daughter: That's what' I'm telling you, more than not ppl who use Craiglist are vulgar criminals. You're lucky it was flagged or else a CLITTER could have come to the house and raped you.
College Student daughter: Mom, don't you know, only mob linked people get business done with Craigslist. If you do any business you get a CLIT. Some guys have thousands of CLITs.
Mom: Wash your mouth out with soap, that's vulgar.
College Student daughter: That's what' I'm telling you, more than not ppl who use Craiglist are vulgar criminals. You're lucky it was flagged or else a CLITTER could have come to the house and raped you.
by Bitsy Schalp February 5, 2010
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by rudy lips November 29, 2006
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carolines nastyass vaginal part, located at the beginning flap
**WARNING**: THE CLIT MAY SQUIRT ON OCCASSION
According to louis delashmet, the clit is slightly pink, flabby at all times, and NOT hairy;)
**WARNING**: THE CLIT MAY SQUIRT ON OCCASSION
According to louis delashmet, the clit is slightly pink, flabby at all times, and NOT hairy;)
by Louis Delashmet May 21, 2011
Get the Clit mug.A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a woman lets her own sexual interest in someone strongly color her judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in her. It makes her interpret every gesture from her object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as dickful thinking if it's a man.
Her: "So my one night stand from 3 weeks ago hasn't called me, even though I gave him my number and my email. He didn't give me his real name or contact info, but he mentioned he was a professor, so I looked through the online faculty profiles of every university in 100 miles, and found his picture. I think he'd like to see me again but just lost my contact info. Should I email him at the work address I found on the faculty website, or just show up and surprise him after one of his classes? I think he'd like being surprised like that."
Friend: "No he wouldn't. That's a bunch of clitful thinking there - let it go."
Her: "Suzy hugged me last week, so she's definitely into me. Her husband isn't at the party, so I think I should try and make out with her."
Friend: "That's clitful thinking. She's not hitting on you."
Friend: "No he wouldn't. That's a bunch of clitful thinking there - let it go."
Her: "Suzy hugged me last week, so she's definitely into me. Her husband isn't at the party, so I think I should try and make out with her."
Friend: "That's clitful thinking. She's not hitting on you."
by Mai Ainsel February 5, 2020
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