If you're climate paralyzed, you're not able to act on the climate crisis. So pretty much everyone is climate-paralyzed. Ironically the climate itself is paralyzing us, since we rather think of if we have to wear a coat tomorrow than what we can do to stop climate change. And of course we also are all overwhelmed by the complexity of this issue, that it basically paralyzes us.
"Dude I feel so climate-paralyzed not even a K hole has given me that much anxiety." Fred says after watching An inconvenient truth.
by felex December 12, 2022
Get the climate-paralyzed mug.That "expert" that keeps telling you the ozone layer has a hole in it, the acid raid will melt our skin, oil is kaput, polar bears have no ice left, the coastal cities will be under water, ICE cars are bad, EVs will keep you warm, windmills and solar panel will power all your vibrator, bugs goyslop is healthy BUT you can fix the CO2 by paying more taxes and taking your vaxx.
CNN invited climate jew Greta Thunberg to tell us:
Strong hurricanes? Global warming
Weak hurricanes? Global warming
No hurricanes? Global warming
Hot today? Global warming
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Raining too much? Global warming
Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming
by xythras September 3, 2024
Get the Climate jew mug.Have been saying it's not a huge fucking deal for years and now you're admitting I'M CORRECT AGAIN! Thank you Adam Conover!
Hym "CORRECT AGAIN! Climate change is not a huge deal. I was right. You likely called me a denier in private. You're garbage. Your like is meaningless. Die today."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
Get the Climate change mug.A cough you get due to the climate, especially climate change, and drastic changes in weather and temperature.
I can't seem to shake this damn climate cough. UGH!
I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.
My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.
I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.
My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.
by LingDanc803 December 2, 2023
Get the climate cough mug.Trying to use climate change as a means to make fiscal or political capital. It is a pejorative for global warming hysteria. It is used by tools of the left to push a one world government agenda.
Chicken Little is at it again, his Climate Balling is useful mostly for securing a grant for his third rate research.
by GameOver1234 December 27, 2018
Get the Climate Balling mug.Hym "Still don't give a shit about climate change and if I have to work until I die it's better that you all die with me as soon as possible."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
Get the Climate change mug.When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.
Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?
Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.
Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.
Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.
Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.
by Mike109999 November 2, 2021
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