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climate normal

Climate normal is the normal fluctuations of temperature and season as the earth rotates daily during a yearly transit of the nearest star with including significant fluctuations in distance, solar wind, energy release and magnetic shielding. With additional effects of gravity from the moon.
I woke up this morning and it was colder that it was this after noon, it’s climate normal.
by Lizardfish69420 February 11, 2023
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Car Climate Paradox

When someone raises the car temperature to make it warm inside the car when it’s cold outside, even though you wore coyotes for the cold weather causing you to become hot very quickly
“I keep telling Susan that the Car Climate Paradox is making her hot in her car during the winter”
by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020
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Climate Change

Its too hot, must be due to climate change
Its too cold, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I woke up in a bad mood, must be due to climate change
by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025
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Climate Grifter

Climate Grifter
One who promotes green initiatives or theory for personal gain or as a Trogan horse for Ideological manipulation of individuals or groups.
Gore is a multi millionaire climate grifter.
by Amacord April 6, 2024
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How to fix the political climate

Defend sexual predators. Go on their podcasts and cry like a bitch because you know they are doing what they are doing.
Hym "That's how to fix the political climate according to Dr. K."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
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Climate jew

That "expert" that keeps telling you the ozone layer has a hole in it, the acid raid will melt our skin, oil is kaput, polar bears have no ice left, the coastal cities will be under water, ICE cars are bad, EVs will keep you warm, windmills and solar panel will power all your vibrator, bugs goyslop is healthy BUT you can fix the CO2 by paying more taxes and taking your vaxx.
CNN invited climate jew Greta Thunberg to tell us:

Strong hurricanes? Global warming

Weak hurricanes? Global warming

No hurricanes? Global warming

Hot today? Global warming

Cold today? Global warming

Raining too much? Global warming

Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming
by xythras September 3, 2024
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climate cough

A cough you get due to the climate, especially climate change, and drastic changes in weather and temperature.
I can't seem to shake this damn climate cough. UGH!

I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.

My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.
by LingDanc803 December 2, 2023
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