The Mr Clarke

A sexual act in which one has anal sex with a man or woman, and after internal ejaculation, proceeds to remove the penis, and with the seamen and feces still on the tip, draw a brown and white moustache on their partners face. To which they then say "pleasure to meet you Mr Clarke"
"Met a girl on tinder last night, we did the Mr Clarke. She was very polite"
by The Hard Bard October 12, 2021
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Jordy Clarked

To get absolutely shit faced drinkin piss. Popular methods include vodka or draught
Oi boys you goin out tonight?
Yea cunt, plan on gettin Jordy Clarked
by Whats_his_face July 29, 2016
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Clarke Central

A school where you can take people man's have sex on the stairwell and suck dick too and where niggas ain't shit and thugs there and hoe's and pregnant pitbull bitches where nigga flash there dick to there ex friend🙄and when dog face a bitches talk shit all day at!!
Mad them long and smart good school shit Clarke Central
by Smell my dick hoe November 28, 2018
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Alan Clark

To have sex with the mother and the daughters in a family. Not at the same time.

Named after the British Conservative MP Alan Clark, who admitted to the said act. Afterwards he said, "I deserve to be horse whipped".
Those Middletons are all hot. I would definitely do an Alan Clark there.
by GreenStreet7 May 25, 2011
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Clark kids

Despite originating on the planet Earth, Clark kids are actually a species of alien. They have achieved this by chiefing so much that their territory, Clark Park, has actually spiritually ascended to the astral plane. They practice an ascetic lifestyle mirroring European monks they call "fiending", which consists of relying, to varying degrees, on other people's weed and food to survive.

The average Clark kid greetings are "who need loud" or "u tryna match?". These are both expressions conveying benevolence in Clark kid culture, as well as social status markers. Social status among Clark kids is determined by quantity of marijuana, similar to how some cultures associate social status with the size of their cattle herd. Traditional Clark kid clothing is a hoodie, pants, and some dirty ass Vans. Some traditional Clark activities include boxing, playing music, stealing from other Clark kids, and ghosting blunts.
Among Clark kids, the words 'bet' , 'merch', and 'facts' all mean 'yes'.
by soberboy63 December 11, 2018
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Steve Clark

Steven Maynard Clark or Steve Clark was one of the original guitarist from the ever popular hard rock band Def Leppard. Clark wrote many popular Def Leppard song including "Bringing on the heartbreak", "Photograph","Lady Strange", "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and many more. He is easily one of the most underated guitarist that ever existed. Sadly, he spend most of his time off stage drinking an later died in 1991 from alcohol poisoning at the age of 30.
Man 1; Which guitarist got you into playing guitar?

Man 2 ; Steve Clark
by Crashy873 June 25, 2016
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lewis and clarking

Where two people pose for a picture to imitate the Lewis and Clark Historic Trail signs where one person is pointing while the other looks on. Usually done at a point along their historic trail.
Look at those two Lewis and Clarking, recreating history!
by historyisawesome January 20, 2014
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