Being in a state of such utter intoxication, that you are a mere heartbeat away from overdosing. Usually involves complete unresponsiveness, lazy eyes and/or extreme nodding out.
A: "check out travis over there!"
B: "i know! he's clarking hard and he spilled bong water all over!"
B: "i know! he's clarking hard and he spilled bong water all over!"
by grunderpump July 2, 2011
Get the Clarkingmug. A joke of a school in every way possible. Every student that attends hates the school and shits on it daily. There are way too many rules and the teachers are ass. It's dead.
by Elddir April 11, 2017
Get the Clark Montessorimug. To have sex with the mother and the daughters in a family. Not at the same time.
Named after the British Conservative MP Alan Clark, who admitted to the said act. Afterwards he said, "I deserve to be horse whipped".
Named after the British Conservative MP Alan Clark, who admitted to the said act. Afterwards he said, "I deserve to be horse whipped".
by GreenStreet7 May 25, 2011
Get the Alan Clarkmug. A sexual act in which one has anal sex with a man or woman, and after internal ejaculation, proceeds to remove the penis, and with the seamen and feces still on the tip, draw a brown and white moustache on their partners face. To which they then say "pleasure to meet you Mr Clarke"
by The Hard Bard October 12, 2021
Get the The Mr Clarkemug. A school where you can take people man's have sex on the stairwell and suck dick too and where niggas ain't shit and thugs there and hoe's and pregnant pitbull bitches where nigga flash there dick to there ex friend🙄and when dog face a bitches talk shit all day at!!
by Smell my dick hoe November 28, 2018
Get the Clarke Centralmug. by Whats_his_face July 29, 2016
Get the Jordy Clarkedmug. Despite originating on the planet Earth, Clark kids are actually a species of alien. They have achieved this by chiefing so much that their territory, Clark Park, has actually spiritually ascended to the astral plane. They practice an ascetic lifestyle mirroring European monks they call "fiending", which consists of relying, to varying degrees, on other people's weed and food to survive.
The average Clark kid greetings are "who need loud" or "u tryna match?". These are both expressions conveying benevolence in Clark kid culture, as well as social status markers. Social status among Clark kids is determined by quantity of marijuana, similar to how some cultures associate social status with the size of their cattle herd. Traditional Clark kid clothing is a hoodie, pants, and some dirty ass Vans. Some traditional Clark activities include boxing, playing music, stealing from other Clark kids, and ghosting blunts.
The average Clark kid greetings are "who need loud" or "u tryna match?". These are both expressions conveying benevolence in Clark kid culture, as well as social status markers. Social status among Clark kids is determined by quantity of marijuana, similar to how some cultures associate social status with the size of their cattle herd. Traditional Clark kid clothing is a hoodie, pants, and some dirty ass Vans. Some traditional Clark activities include boxing, playing music, stealing from other Clark kids, and ghosting blunts.
by soberboy63 December 11, 2018
Get the Clark kidsmug.