Classical Conditioning

A very primal and potent form of instinctive behavioral learning. This is innate in humans and animals of all kind (including fish, worms, etc). Classical conditioning forms the reason and basis for all unhealthy addictions and fetishes.

In an Orwellian type of situation, one could theoretically take over the world if they could classical condition their citizens (in fact, megacorporations are already doing it right now via advertisements).

The teacher played the exact same song every time we took a quiz. I now hate that song thanks to classical conditioning.

Even though I ate dinner, I started craving for a burger after watching a Wendy's commercial, all thanks to classical conditioning.

After seeing all these hot bikini girls in a beer commercial, brad suddenly felt the desire to crack open a cold one, all thanks to classical conditioning.

You could very well get turned on by a fire hydrant all thanks to classical conditioning.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 7, 2021

Founders Classical Academy of Corinth

You think YOUR school is bad? Just wait till you see this place. It's too poor to afford anything but books no one uses... not even enough parking. Don't even get me started on the teachers. If you are caught with your shirt untucked, you will be nailed to a cross and set aflame. The administration is a bunch of self-entitled white women who likely have never seen a dick bigger than the average human thumb. The students at this school are more toxic than the lunch food, which happens to have rats in it. The counselors might as well be the janitors, as most of the kids at this school look like they are about to shoot the place. All in all this shithole can be summed up in 4 words... Avoid at all costs.

Founders Classical Academy of Corinth made my brother kill himself.

by anonymous4827 May 17, 2022

The classical academy

A place neck-full of assholes. The teachers are douchebags and the only good teachers left because they were tired of the assholery that this place had. Everybody hates each other and was done with everyone else's shit along time ago. Theirs always someone with a Christian meme in their locker and someone who gets mad when you say a "naughty word" . Everyone is forced to wear $30 khaki pants and a sad little polo shirt. The material list at the beginning costs $200 on top of the $100 worth of uniform clothes you have to buy. People think that TCA is a really great school but it's really just mediocre. The single plus to this school is the middle school principal.

I really goddamn hate The Classical Academy

by Godisshrek May 18, 2019

Mason Classical Academy

This is a school in Naples, it makes you fairly depressed. Nobody who goes there likes it except for NeRdS.

Mason Classical Academy’s teachers are super annoying and nosy but anyways it’s sucks ass

by Blueberry Socks January 21, 2019

Craptical Illusion

The moment when you think you smell a fart, but nobody actually farted.

Your standing with a buddy and suddenly smell what you think is a fart so you say "Hey man, something smells like shit. Did you just blow ass?" And he says "Na man, you must be having a Craptical Illusion!"

by Fart Wayne May 26, 2016

classical studies magnet academy

Classical studies is a elementary/middle school. Located in bridgeport connecticut. There are two buildings, the main building and the annex. The annex is pre-k to 2nd grade and the main building is 3rd through 8th grade. The most chaos is at the main building. The principal isn’t the best at her job. They barely have any diversity in their staff. And if you go up to the third floor it ain’t pretty. 8th graders Talking about the most disgusting things such as, and i quote , “dropping the soap”. Half of the 8th grade are no longer virgins. Then we have 7th graders racing eachother down the hallway with pokémon cards. Not to forget the basketball teams are horrendous. There use to be a cheerleading team but because of low money it no longer exists. Last but not least the lunch is absolutely gross. Students have found hair,stables, and even dust in their lunch. This school is also known as CSMA

That place is such a classical studies magnet academy.
Ew that resturaunt taste like the food at classical studies magnet academy.

by Camill Restave January 9, 2019

Classical Academy Charter School of Clifton

Oh my god. There's so much to say on this definition. dAnG. But, here we gooo.

Classical Academy Charter School of Clifton is a very interesting school. So, we have 6 classes 6A, 6B, 7A, 7B, 8A, 8B. Right now I am in 7B. Very interesting. But, I am still alive. There are nice teachers but some serious teachers. Let me just say the Principal and Vice-Principal. Ah God. They are doing their best. And they brought up a good school. Let's bring up the topic of the Field Trips at the end of the year. So, you know how a school or grade has a end of the year field trip. Well, my School does too. For the 6th Grade they are going to the Liberty Science Center. 8th grade is going to Dorney Park. And the 7th is going to MidEvil Times. Oh my Lord. I can't believe it. MidEvil times? Also, it's not even the real show. It's a modified version for school students. aBoUt bUlLyIng- what... Like I don't get this. Bruh. Whatever. Thanks for listening to this again. sHaMaRc

Other kids from other schools: Hey! Where are you going for your school field trip?
My grade: Oh I'm.. About that. I'm going to MidEvil Times. Heh heh
Other kids from other schools: Nah. Your kidding right?

My grade: Uh no.

Other kids from other schools: yeah um. See you later. I guess
My grade: tHaTs tHe fUn aBoUt bEiNg a Classical Academy Charter School of Clifton

by freshavacodoorwhatever May 30, 2019