Cigarelentless

Adjective used to describe that motherfucker that incessantly bums smokes from everyone.

That motherfucker is cigarelentless

by rabidapeshit March 16, 2009

lucky cigarette

An excuse not to give your last cigarette away.

Your "lucky" is a cigarette that you turn upside-down first before smoking any others in the pack, and is intended to be the last cigarette of the pack that you smoke.

This is only one of many possible reasons behind the lucky cigarette.

Thing 1: "Hey man, can I bum a smoke?"
Thing 2: "Sorry...I've only got my lucky cigarette."

by VooDooXII February 18, 2009

Lucky Cigarette

The lucky cigarette is made by a set of rules ending in luck. There are several ways of determining which cigarette is the lucky one. Some people like to pick the 3rd cigarette in the front row from the left. Others like to open up the pack and slightly shake it down or flick the bottom of the pack to see which cigarette comes out the farthest. Then the chosen cigarette gets turned upside down to be considered the lucky cigarette. The lucky cigarette is meant to be smoked last to give that person luck for that day. But if the lucky cigarette does not get smoked last then you receive bad luck. To gain the luck back you must smoke someone else's lucky cigarette to reverse the bad luck.

Sebastian: "Why are you flipping that cigarette upside down Patricia?"
Patricia: "Because this is meant to be the lucky cigarette!"
Sebastian: "Oh that's awesome, wish I had some luck."
Patricia: "Next time you get a pack, flip the lucky one!"

by remlebocaj September 30, 2013

cigarette

The amount of distance it takes to walk while smoking one cigarette.

Fuck going into town, that's two cigarettes away and I only have one cigarette left.

by Poccolus December 3, 2003

funny cigarettes

a joint. Marijuana rolled up in the form of a cigarette to be smoked.

I was outback smoking those funny cigarettes

by Baby Jones July 4, 2006

Ciaran

A super sexy irish lad with a massive Dick all the girls love him.
He's super strong and talented
He's the best guy in the world

"Oh my god look how sexy ciaran is

And I heard he has a giant dick"

by Abc123456def August 3, 2017

cigarette punch

A type of sucker punch whereby one distracts an aggressor with the offer of a cigarette, using the left hand to hold the pack and at the same time readying for a punch with the right. When your opponent looks down to light the cigarette (with teeth separated to take the first drag) you knock the crap out of his jaw.

He knew he had no chance of beating that a-hole in a completely fair fight so he cigarette punched him and dropped a couple of the guy's molars.

by dirty white boy August 24, 2012