But Chutney

The creamy, tangy substance that is produced seconds after your dad fists you powerfully and deeply. The brown colour comes from abandoned dinglesprogs ( dollops left behind post-wipe) however the texture is provided by the loving fathers sex juice

Wow! My dads knuckles are covered in but chutney!

by The But Custard Connoisseur December 23, 2021

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Mango Chutney Ferret

A gentleman of an Asian persuasion, who wears comfortable flip flops.

That Asian gentleman is eating banana yoghurt with his pinky out. What a Mango Chutney Ferret.

by Vizzo January 7, 2022

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Mango Chutney

A sexual act in which the male places his fingers covered in mango chutney into the woman's fallopian tube trying to fish out her egg's

MANGO CHUTNEY MANGO CHUTNEY MANGO CHUTNEY REEEEEEEE

by YungSm1thy May 12, 2022

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bum-chutney

a more modern and effective word for describing having the shits.

my arse is on fire, ive been suffering from a cronic case of bum-chutney. or. oh jesus christ the dogs shot bum-chutney all over the skirting board again.

by rockout27 July 6, 2007

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chutney canyon

Another term for the anal passage. A frequent user of the chutney canyon may be known as a chutney churner.

guy: Dude i got so laid last night, how about you?

gay: Man i took a trip up chutney canyon

by Josh MJ September 25, 2006

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Chutney

Arse/Ass. Usually (but not exclusively) used when talking about homosexuality or anal sex. More often applicable to males, but can also be used with females.

Conor takes it up the chutney.

by Jeb O'Fallon November 21, 2016

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