chumpdog

Someone who is a total dweeb

That dude is a chumpdog

by Matt Dog 69 May 27, 2018

Chummy

close with someone or, looking comfertable with an individual.

Man, Matt and Lisa are looking chummy

by LOw blow November 24, 2003

Chumpified

An event or person the has been greatly affected by a chump.

The party was going really well until they turned up after that it was totally chumpified.

I was having a pretty good day until I served that customer, now it's chumpified.

by The_Game_1981 April 18, 2011

chump

a stupid or gullible person

You chumps don't have a clue what this guy is up to.

by Light Joker April 21, 2005

two hump chump

A male who engages in very short sexual experiences. Only having enough stamina to last for a short while during sex.

Man he played then role of the two hump chump with Sue she was upset he came so quickly

by Maurice Hendrix May 13, 2005

chumpette

A gullible or foolish individual who also has the unfortunate distinction of being female.

Only a chumpette would be fool enough to fall for that old trick.

by Brash December 9, 2008

Beta Chump

Opposite of "Alpha Male". aka Mr Nice Guy. The guy who's giving up his dreams, time, energy, wealth and sanity to date or be in relationship with a single mother in which he'll always be dead last, catch table scraps, have no voice, be a silent witness to lack of discipline and be a punching bag for a child he had no involvement in creating, and he has to endure this for all the reasons he'll never understand. He's expected to be there unconditionally, pouring out endless love throughout intense drama from various sources, never being allowed to show real emotion or share real thoughts on situations in fear it'll cause trauma or damage to the one he loves because no amount of compassion in the world would ever be noticed when an "outsider" is sharing an objective opinion that could actually help the team he's not allowed to be on because it's an impenetrable force that has been violated and hardened long before he got on scene because the other beta chumps she dated that could never be as badass or have the manipulative connection that the alpha male who created this impenetrable team and set up this "us against the world" mentality that will continue to defy the ability for a woman to have a true connection with a man because she's so busy overcompensating for the fact the kid doesn't have a relationship with their real father, and so the Beta Chump with all the love, light, compassion and willingness he has to offer will never be recognized for the man he is.

Paul is her new Beta Chump...

by Betachump September 20, 2016