Chrissie

The most amazing person ever in every possible respect. She's the best friend someone could ever have, but she has the tendency to be underestimated and taken for granted.

Girl 1: Wow, that's so horrible that you back-stabbed Chrissie! She was the best friend you ever had.
Girl 2: I know, I'm a whore and I should repent.
Girl 1: You were just jealous that she is gorgeous, smart, self-confident, is super fun with a great personality, and on top of all that has a perfect boyfriend.
Girl 2: It's true.

by 2bhwab2m December 28, 2008

Jesus Chriss

1. A biblical figure from Morgan City who was robbed of the copyrights to the hit singles of his band, "Jimmy Condomhead and the Rubberband peanut Stand" by his rival,Jesus Christ. Jesus Chriss played his golden chart topping hits for Robert Gertrud, who in turn went behind his back and pitched the songs to Geffin Records. David Geffin signed Robert Gertrud to a 5 million dollar contract and suggested he use the stage name Jesus Christ. As legend has it, Jesus Chriss became so angry that he ripped out his own spinal cord and fatally stabbed Jesus Christ repeatedly in the lower abdomen in a back alley way in the coal shute yelling, "Don't mess with Morgan City Trash"! He also liked to wear old man pants from thrift stores.
2.Someone who remains broke and bitter in a sticky robe that smells like dog shit (and piss!) because someone keeps stealing his chart topping hits and selling them to Geffin Records...and he just can't figure out who the fuck keeps doing it.
3.Someone who likes to wear old man pants
4.Someone with cronic back problems who is contantly treated unfairly by hospital personnel because they are jealous of their song writing abilities.

1."Hey, is this Brian?" "I stole your tascam recorder and I'm gonna make millions off of your music you piece of shit!" "You're a real Jesus Chriss you know that, you fuck?"
2."Don't be pullin a Jesus Chriss on me tonight...this is a funeral we're going to." "Put on some nice slacks."
3."Nurse Becky, tell that Jesus Chriss we won't treat him." "But Doctor, his stats are dropping!" "Let them drop!" "No one is going to stop me from winning first place at the Tucson Tapdancing Saxiphone and Bongo festival...AND I MEAN NO ONE!!!"

by Ana Mocity January 29, 2008

chrissanie

A sweet and loving girl but dont mess with her she'll jack you up hard to find she's one of a kind

Molly:how's your gf

Bob:chrissanie
Molly:she's a keeper

by Lilly way November 9, 2017

Christsexual

A Christian who bases his or her sexuality on the teachings of Jesus Christ, as described in the Bible.

PERSON #1: Why can't this guy ever have fun?

PERSON #2: Because he's a Christsexual!

by ILovePoetry November 14, 2018

chrisis

(noun) a crisis during december, essentially a festive meltdown

person 1: "I dont have enough money to get everyone Christmas presents"
person 2: "sounds like youre having a chrisis"

by TheSillyCow November 30, 2019

Chrissin

When someone named Chris keeps asking about smoking weed

Chris, why do you keep Chrissin

by Wueydbdueiei July 28, 2020

Chrissha

Chrissha's are very uncommon, not only their one of a kind personality but also their NAME. Usually if your name is Chrissha your parents couldnt decide on Chris or Trissha so they fit them together, and if thats the case well you have a great name! Chrisshas are very loving, but can be stubborn and think they are right most of the time, they are typically the smartest person you will know, and the sassiest.

"Whos that person over there arguing with that guy?"

Oh thats Chrissha, shes perfect.

by theurbantruther November 17, 2020