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blam chowder

semen; what you shoot out of your dick when you blam

Note that New England blam chowder is very thick scroatmeal, whereas MANhattan blam chowder has a much runnier consistency similar to precum.
Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop... Here comes the blam chowder.
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chug chowder

the act of performing fellatio
"girl, you gonna chug chowder or what"
by pork tender-loin May 24, 2010
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jerky chowder

A food dish, which is usually consumed when a person is so hammered and hungry that is seems like a good idea. Consists of a cold can of New England clam chowder with pieces of jerky added for extra flavor. Jerky chowder should appropriately be eaten with a plastic spoon or some other rudimentary tool and the jerky should be stolen from a local convenient store and smuggled out in your pants.
Dude. We were so hammered last night....

Yeah man do you remember eating that cold can of chowder? You added jerky to it and it was friggin delicious. Jerky Chowder.

No I don't remember that at all. Just another night in Key West I suppose.
by Love Bandit 45 September 20, 2010
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Calm Chowder

Tasty soup with clams in it. Comfort food that calms you down.
Ohh, I've been on it all day. I need to kick back with a hot bowl of Calm Chowder.
by foodtaster January 13, 2010
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Dung Chowder

A thick soup made with a cream or tomato base and typically containing onion, celery, diced potatoes and firm chunks of dung.
I prefer Manhattan dung chowder over New England dung chowder.
by Jonathan Hawthorne Grouper III February 5, 2010
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Crown Chowder

When your partner styles their hair to resemble a crown (or bowl) and the man pulls out just before ejaculation and deposits his load on the head; inside the crown shaped hair.
My boyfriend noticed my bowl shaped hair style and decided to give me a crown chowder instead of ejaculating on my face.
by supertoy December 2, 2010
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sink chowder

a delicious meal made from the food particles you've collected in your kitchen sink's drain over the last few months.

(orig. Nova Scotia)
The ultimate panty-remover: Candlelight, a bottle of pinot grigio, and a steaming bowl of sink chowder.
by richard9999 November 24, 2006
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