Sam's Club chiseler

A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.

Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

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Get the Sam's Club chiselermug.

sharp as a nuns chisel

When a chainsaws quite sharp according to ed

"how's the 66 looking Ed?"
"Oo yeah sharp as a nuns chisel she is"

by Nomadrush June 15, 2023

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Get the sharp as a nuns chiselmug.

Chisel

Common UK street name for Cocain

"Yo you wanna get a chisel?"

"(Person) won't shut up"
"Aw I know they're chisel chatting"

Someone comes back from toilet
"Rah I got chisel dick

by HaamSliice September 21, 2017

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Get the Chiselmug.

Chisel-Fish

A derogatory term given to a person; a piece of shit haggler, who constantly to haggles over price effectively whittling the amount down in the same way you would chisel a piece of wood. Similar to the term "To Jew down the price"

...oh yeah, Steve so-and-so, is the biggest chisel-fish. He's always trying to get it cheaper...

by mojo8772 January 29, 2020

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