goat cheezed

to take the sweat from your balls and gooch and wipe it on some poor dumbasses face. focus on mouth and nose.
kirk neville pissed me off so i goat cheezed his ass!
by gotcheezed? March 21, 2006
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poo cheeze

An undercover homosexual, or fag
One who displays metro sexual attributes. In other words is very lame in everyway, shape and form.
A person who is not real but dresses up to cover what they are really about.
"Kanye West is a Poo Cheeze ass nigga"

"Your used to messing with Poo Cheeze ass niggas"

"Look at that Poo Cheeze ass nigga"

"that nigga is wack... fuckin Poo Cheeze ass nigga"
by Youalrreadyknow August 30, 2006
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Cheeze Sauce

A sexual act involving 2 slices of Kraft singles and a man's genitals. It involves wrapping both slices around the man's penis and sucking until ejaculation which will also produce melted cheese. Post-ejaculation you have created the ever famous "CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
Example 1

Man - "Bitch you hungry?!"
Bitch - "Umm... i could eat something."
Man - "Bitch! Come make some CHEEZE SAUCE!!"

Example 2
Bitch - "Damn!"
Man - "What's goin on cuint?"
Bitch - "I went to make a Cheeze Whiz sandwitch, and we seem to be all out of cheeze!"
Man - "Ain't no problem Hoe! Come over here and get some of that CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
by TheDarkness1694 June 01, 2010
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cheezed balls

"Dude, I had sex with that chick from that place last night! I think she had a yeast infection cuz her vagina was all like white and cheezy, now I have cheezed balls!"
by M. Lara January 27, 2007
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Cheez-it Loading

The art of covering as much surface area of the body with cheez-it brand crackers as possible. Can also be used to describe Ritz Crackers topped with Cheese Whiz in the same manner.
How many of those are you going to do at one time? Are you Cheez-it Loading again? It's gonna take you 30 minutes to eat all those crackers.
by chestwraps October 02, 2009
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Peel Cheez

To clean one’s foreskin. Typically, doing a quick peel back and removing any smegma aka dick cheese.
I didn’t have time to shower and peel cheez so Bernadette will be getting a little extra tangy tonight when she smokes muh poll.
by Dick Onchin January 12, 2023
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Frumowda Cheez

Frumowda-cheez (Frum-ow-dah Cheez): The female Vaginal discharge and/or "clam sweat" buildup around the taint and inner workings of the Vagina or "bearded clam". May appear more watery and elastic after the ovulation period, otherwise is either clear or cream/yellowish in color, thick in consistency, and smells of aged cheese.
"Frumowda cheez, is the cheesy substance from out of there."

"No girl sorry this clambar is closed until you do somethin' about all that frumowda cheez!"
by MC ClamChef July 22, 2009
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