torn chads

A rigged contest, as in the Gore-Bush Presidential contest. Especially the Florida torn chads situation.

(1) Everyone knows that Al Gore won and should be the President right now. Democracy? Yeah, more like DEMONOCRACY! Torn chads my ass!

(2) KATE: Jane, why did Alice get the job instead of you? You have more seniority AND you are more qualified.

JANE: Because Alice is fucking the boss. Torn chads.

by Mike L. Moore July 9, 2006

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Cherry Chapstick

When a girls clit is so red and sensitive from just being eaten out. It can only happen when it’s so good that her legs shake and she might even squirt.

Bro her cherry chapstick last night was the best.

by 1969lover January 26, 2021

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CAPS FOR TRUTH

Calling out someone who uses all caps to further emphasize his/her point, implying that thier point is more valid or truthful based on their use of CAP LOCKS.

Calling this person out usually disqualifies them from any further rational conversation and flaming will commence.

Usually used in a heated online discussion (message boards/forums, etc) to indicate frustration with an opposing viewpoint.

Jack: EVERYONE KNOW PULP FICTION IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER!

Jill: Great point - caps for truth eh?

by Personman01 May 29, 2007

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chaised

Pronounced "Shayzed". A short form of "Shitfaced", refers to the feeling one encounters when so intoxicated they cannot stand, thus seeking relief from a chaise lounge.

Dave and Phil were pounding beers on the beach all day. I asked them to come to a party but they were already fucking chaised!

by CanaDave October 24, 2009

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