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Sexual Camel

A person who, upon having sex once, can go a long time before needing it again. From "Seinfeld."
(Referring to how long before George could have sex again)

Jerry: Well, so what? you've gone six weeks before.

George: I can do six weeks standin' on my head. I'm a sexual camel.
by Andy Baker November 14, 2003
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Camel Jew

A camel that craves for cum. It adds nothing useful to society. This camel merely serves the purpose of storing pee in the balls and cum in its humps. This camel saves up every cent it can from the very second it is born. This type of camel is a real Jew when it comes to spending.
Joel, stop being such a Camel Jew! Give Kyan a birthday present...
by Zromelussy dealership December 21, 2021
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camel bladder

One who can hold their piss for long as times.
6 hour road car ride

"How have you not had to pee yet?"
"I have camel bladder"
by dickfaggotson May 20, 2016
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camel cum

A piccalilli flavoured juice, expelled from a camels testicles when sufficiently aroused, often drizzled on plates as a decorative jus in posh restaurants.
Mmmm... this camel cum is a lovely accompaniment to this samosa.
by SamosaDip August 10, 2017
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camelmilk

Cum from your last pound round that gets sucked through your girls camel-toe, effectively nourishing you for your next pound round. Camelmilk goes through an advanced aging process and must not be extracted too early.
Dave - "Dude I love camelmilk, it's even better than chocolate milk!"

Kenny - "Shut up Dave, you've never had camelmilk because you're too gay."
by AbstractPits June 10, 2022
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underwater camel

Similar in nature to that of an overwater camel, however this vertebrate skims the ocean floor in search of underwater grass. It stores water in it's humps in order to breathe for longer periods of time. The underwater camel is native to Ottawa, and generally live alone because of the cold weather, however occasionally they may mate with a backwards deer to create an underwater deer camel.
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The great underwater camel of 1923
>"How to catch a deercamel" A Spike Lee original
by Fluis Cunders December 4, 2013
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crusty camel

A basic bitch who doesn’t shower enough
Did you smell Emily today, she’s such a crusty camel
by Stoaffer December 23, 2017
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