certifam

Ryan taylor

Certifam All day everyday

by Stinky Greasy Nigger January 29, 2018

Certified Bruh Moment

The worst bruh moment in ever existence. once used you can never live down the dumb shit you just did.

person 1 Bro! i swear i didn't just drop all of the groceries and ruined them

Chad By the power of the bruh gods you are officially awarded the Certified Bruh Moment for your dumbassery

by KappaClown September 19, 2019

certificial

-pronounced- (SUR-TA-FISH-ALL)

The combination of the spelling & meaning of the words certified & official.

Certainty a person, place, or thing is of the highest bonafied, authorized, uncontested standard of certification of facts, truth, &/or description of subject or object;

More guaranteed official than a referee's standard issue whistle.

"..that Kiesha Cole B-day party at Sweet's was hella certificial mayne."

"Potna dude at GraffTrixx designed me some clean certificial black T'z."

by ShadowMonk May 18, 2008

CertainlyT

CertainlyT is a shitty Riot developer who does not know what a fair or balanced champion is.

CertainlyT

Created: Yasuo, Thresh, Zoe, Darius, Kalista, Zyra, Warwick

Reworked: Mordekaiser, Graves, Caitlyn, Akali

by AsianGuy0 November 2, 2018

Certificate of Deposit

Euphimism for used toilet paper

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

certified hood classic

anything that has this quote will be a classic.

man 1: yo have you listen to this song

man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man

man 1: but this is a certified hood classic

by Rlzonx December 7, 2021

Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006