cement mixer

A fat woman who is built like a cement mixer.

Tanya is hot, but her girl friend is a real cement mixer.

by JTKBIZ March 9, 2008

cement mixer

when you stick your cock in an arse and move it round and round until they start too fart (lots)

o god my cock stinks like farts, i shouldnt of done the cement mixer on them.

by ccclark the boy September 22, 2009

cement mixer

When a girl is giving you head and she puts your sac in her mouth and rolls it around.

This chic gave me the cement mixer last night

by big papa pump July 26, 2004

Cement Mixers

The thing that all real men want.

The "Are you a real man?" test:

Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!

Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer?
Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect)
Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement
Least manly answer: Mixing cement

Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer...

Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.

Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No...
Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake*
Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!!

Real man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Don't know... would be cool!

Failed man:
Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No... wtf...
(DUMPED)

Sorry excuse for a man:
Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!!
(DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED)

(For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example)

by Jai NobeZ October 31, 2008

cement shoes

When you are running from the cops, its hard to do, so it's like you're wearing cement shoes.

From Snoop Dogg:
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
You're family's crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you

by Dylanf February 24, 2007

redneck cement mixer

when you fill your cousins ass with cement then mix it around with your dick

last night i gave sally sue the redneck cement mixer

by jonny cash 420 October 18, 2015

Tucson cement mixer

The act of peeing inside an anus and then proceeding to fornicate it, creating a wet cement like mixture.

Hey babe, come over for Dinner and a good old fashion Tucson cement mixer.

by Jblanco October 11, 2019