Celine Dion

(proper noun) A popular Canadian songstress, proof that you can be butt-ugly and still be famous. Married to Santa Claus (AKA Renee Angelil). FLATNESS

Celine Dion is the ugliest singer I know, and her husband looks just like Santa Claus!

by mr_brennan November 17, 2005

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Celena Ruiz

An absolute trouble maker but more often amazing friend/companion. Incredibly head strong and sarcastic. Likes to think of themselves as the hopeless romantic type. But in the end... super gorgeous and amazing. They will keep you laughing for days :)

"Celena Ruiz is a fox!"

"Wanna know who has the biggest pretty brown eyes ever? Celena Ruiz."

by Zooboomoofoo October 22, 2011

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celen

i hot mixture of spanish, mexican and native american....a trustworthy, respectful, and beautiful overall person, has gorgeous eyes that you can stare into all day, a great girlfriend as well

trust sexy hot gorgeous beautiful celen

by supersport June 11, 2011

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celine dion

The source of all that is evil in the world. Creator of tastelessness and fakeness. Earns money by shrieking into a microphone and have senseless cuntmonkeys buy the recordings. All female artists who claim to be divas are totally owned by this egg laying mother alien diva.

"Hey, did you see that vile book by Celine Dion with pictures of herself and goddamn babies superimposed on flower petals and shit?"
"What?? Are you saying that Celine Dion not only tries to make your spine burst through the skin by raping sound recording equipment and have the shite aired on radio and TV but also by creating anti-christ art such as what you just described??"

by c-brown June 24, 2005

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Celine Dion

A quasi-sex act that combines the worst aspects of the Cleveland steamer, Darjeeling standpipe, Hawaiian muscle fuck, Trimdon Piledriver and Pasadena mudslide, with or without the use of goosefat, performed in groups of six to eight to the sound of contemporary rock.

Shields is going to the fucking dogs. Only last week behind Majestic Bingo I happened on a group of youths engaged in some sort of half-arsed Celine Dion.

by Lord Grimcock October 30, 2007

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